The Dick and the Condom

This is a play on words where the 'dick' asks the condom to be covered, just like a person would ask for a cover when going inside. It's humorous due to the sexual innuendo.

• Dick
• Condom
• Sex
• Relationship
• Body
• Cover

• What did one condom say to the other condom as they were passing a gay bar? "Let's go get shit faced!"
• Why'd the rubber go flying across the room? Because it got pissed off!
• What did the hot dog say to the condom? "Hot dog condom style."
• What did the mad penis say to the vagina? “Don’t make me come in there!”