Your Birth Certificate is an apology from the Condom factory
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A heavily pregnant woman is in an accident and gives birth to twins while comatose. Upon awakening some days later, the doctors tell her that her brother Tom filled out the birth certificates while she was out.
"Oh no, Tom's an idiot, what did he name my daughter?" she asked the nurse.
"Denise."
"That's not a bad name. And what did he name the boy?"
"Tom Junior."
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your birth certificate is a complaint to the condom factory
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The popular girl told me "I bet your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory!" Two weeks later, She shows up pregnant.
... I guess her rubber broke too
where are virgins usually born? Virginia
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BlessedBrian’s mom’s birth certificate is a COLLECTOR’S ITEM
why cant orphans never get a car? cause they don't have a birth certificate
I’m rather relaxed about death. From quite an early age, I’ve regarded it as part of the deal, the unwritten guarantee that comes with your birth certificate.
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Little of topic but Mum. You.wouldnt be here without me Son and my birth certificate is a sorry letter from the condom factory Mum fair point
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Me being Raped is like my birth certificate it doesn't expire.
