Broken Condoms

  • Dad: Honey!

    Mom: What?

    Dad: All of the broken condoms are on the bed.

    Mom: WHAT!?

    Children: *staring*

    Explanation

  • Explain Bear

    Listen up, buttercup. So, the dad yells to the mom that all the broken condoms are on the bed. The mom is like "WTF?!" and the kids are just standing there, probably wondering why their parents are so irresponsible. It's funny because it's awkward and unexpected and probably means more mouths to feed. Also, your brain is smoother than a freshly paved road.

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  • Comments (1)

  • bro that thing you said onmy joke tho lmao im dead asf

    Petrified Cardinal

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