Hogwarts jokes
How do you get into Hogwarts? Through the Dumble Door.
Draco Malfoy had a wand fight in the bathroom.
How do you get to the Hogwarts gym?
Go through the dumbbell door.
What does a Hufflepuff wolf say? “I will huffle and puff, and blow your house down!”
That is related to Harry Potter 🧙🏼♂️.
Why didn’t Harry Potter use the chamber to teach Dumbledore’s army?
Because at one point poisonous gases were put in it.
The Harry Potter fanbase.
Harry Potter is a movie about a grown adult man with an unhealthy obsession with a teenage boy.
Why couldn’t wheelchair Harry Potter go to Hogwarts?
They had no wheelchair ramps or elevators...
Hogwarts is making a new condom. It's called "fetus deletus."
