Hogwarts jokes
How do you get to the Hogwarts gym?
Go through the dumbbell door.
Draco Malfoy had a wand fight in the bathroom.
Hogwarts is making a new condom. It's called "fetus deletus."
How do you get into Hogwarts? Through the Dumble Door.
What does a Hufflepuff wolf say? “I will huffle and puff, and blow your house down!”
That is related to Harry Potter 🧙🏼♂️.
Why couldn’t wheelchair Harry Potter go to Hogwarts?
They had no wheelchair ramps or elevators...
What does a wizard say when doing drugs? Injecto Patronum!
What's the most unrealistic part of Harry Potter?
A ginger with friends.
What is the Harry Potter spell that aborts babies?
Fetus Deletus!
The other day at school we had to write down our hero and what we would do if they walked into our house. I got off easy because my hero is Stephen Hawking.
"You're an orphan forever," - Harry Potter.
