Hogwarts jokes
How do you get to the Hogwarts gym?
Go through the dumbbell door.
Draco Malfoy had a wand fight in the bathroom.
Hogwarts is making a new condom. It's called "fetus deletus."
Memes
How do you get into Hogwarts? Through the Dumble Door.
What does a Hufflepuff wolf say? “I will huffle and puff, and blow your house down!”
That is related to Harry Potter 🧙🏼♂️.
Why couldn’t wheelchair Harry Potter go to Hogwarts?
They had no wheelchair ramps or elevators...
What does a wizard say when doing drugs? Injecto Patronum!
What is the Harry Potter spell that aborts babies?
Fetus Deletus!
Them: You want some Lucky Harms?
Me: What are Lucky Harms?
Them: They're Lucky Charms, but instead of being magically delicious, they're magically malicious.
What is Hitler's favorite book? "Hitler and the chamber of secrets."
So, if the reason people used to hang women was because they were seen as witches back in the day, if boys were to be hung, would they be called wizards?
