Hogwarts jokes
How do you get to the Hogwarts gym?
Go through the dumbbell door.
Draco Malfoy had a wand fight in the bathroom.
Hogwarts is making a new condom. It's called "fetus deletus."
How do you get into Hogwarts? Through the Dumble Door.
What does a Hufflepuff wolf say? “I will huffle and puff, and blow your house down!”
That is related to Harry Potter 🧙🏼♂️.
Why couldn’t wheelchair Harry Potter go to Hogwarts?
They had no wheelchair ramps or elevators...
What does a wizard say when doing drugs? Injecto Patronum!
What is the Harry Potter spell that aborts babies?
Fetus Deletus!
Them: You want some Lucky Harms?
Me: What are Lucky Harms?
Them: They're Lucky Charms, but instead of being magically delicious, they're magically malicious.
Me walking in to the office:
Principal: Tell me, what did you do?
Me: I told the special ed kid that the 4th story window was an end portal...
What is Hitler's favorite book? "Hitler and the chamber of secrets."
