Mom: son where is my condoms son: what are condoms DAD: she puts it on me and the sandwich son: wait why did my girlfriend come over and take one dad: um I don't know but go to bed son: but it's 2:46pm in the afternoon bruh
Mom: son where is my condoms son: what are condoms DAD: she puts it on me and the sandwich son: wait why did my girlfriend come over and take one dad: um I don't know but go to bed son: but it's 2:46pm in the afternoon bruh
Yo mama so fat I couldn't the the store
Yo mama so ugly when she looked at the mirror I cracked up
Yo mama so ugly Donald trump said wrong
Yo, dad so stupid he brought the milk after 2 years and he said oh sorry son in a go back to the store bye.