Condom vs. Republican Elephant

  • What are four ways a condom is like a Republican elephant?

    1. It stands for inflation.

    2. It limits production.

    3. It encourages cooperation.

    4. It gives you a feeling of security even though you know you're being screwed.

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    Hey, dummy! Explain bear here. So, basically, this joke is saying that a condom is like a Republican elephant because both give you a false sense of security while screwing you over, also they stand for inflation and limit production, which are common criticisms of Republican policies. Now go back to eating crayons.

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