Little off topic but...
Mum: You wouldn't be here without me.
Son: And my birth certificate is a sorry letter from the condom factory.
Mum: Fair point.
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Explanation
Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, genius. The kid is saying he was an accident because his birth certificate is like a 'sorry we failed' note from the condom company. That's why Mom's like, 'okay, you got me.' You probably still use training wheels, don't you?