What do a condom and a gun have in common? You should never use either one of them
The mirror says: if you break me, you will have 3 years of bad luck.
The Magic Jewel says: if you break me, you will have 10 years of bad luck.
The condom just sitting there laughing.
How did the man with a small penis become a rapist? His condom fell off
A mirror and a beer bottle are arguing The beer bottle says: if you break me you get one year of bad luck The mirror scoffs: oh, that's nothing, you break me and you get 7 years of bad luck. The condom overhears these arguments and walks off laughing
Break a wine glass: I give you bad luck for a year. Break a mirror: Funny wine glass, i give you bad luck for 7 years. Breaking a condom: Haha so funny mirror.
Your brith certificate is like a apology from the condom factory...
My wife is a optimist our first night together she handed me a magnum xl condom. I didn’t know what to do so I made her a balloon animal 🎈 🦒
what does the twin towers and my ads condom both have in common they both broke and everbody cried
My Penis is big and long what else is... my condom.....cucumber🥒🥒🥒🥜🖕🤬
Why did the dumb blonde 👱♂️ pee inside the condom because the doctor told the dumb blonde 👱♂️ that the dumb blonde 👱♂️ was going to get a urine test
Four gay guys are sitting in a Jacuzzi when all of a sudden, a condom starts floating. One of the gay guys turns around and asks, "Okay, who farted?"
what's does a condom and a coffin have in common? they both still have stiffs but one is cumin and one is going.
What did the penis say to the condom??
Cover me in going in
What's more useless than a broken condom? A fetus resulting from a broken condom.
What’s the difference between your boyfriend and a condom? A. Condoms have evolved: They’re not so thick and insensitive anymore.
1+1=3 If you dont use a condom
The popular girl told me "I bet your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory!" Two weeks later, She shows up pregnant.
... I guess her rubber broke too
Two brothers play on the street, one of them finds a condom on the ground. Not knowing what it is they go to their mum and asks what it is that they found. Mum gets mad and yells to throw that away immediately. Guys go back to the yard surprised why their mum got mad for just latex. One of them says: why did mum got so angry, the other: i have no idea thankfully we did not tell her that we've eaten the yogurt inside.
Why are Mexican families so big? They don’t know how to put a condom on.
Why did the murder invest in condoms?To kill the future buyers!
