jack and rose went on a cruise to do it in the water. jack seldom wore a condom, and now they have a daughter.
Beer Bottle: You break me, you get one year of bad luck! Mirror: You kiddin' me? You break me, then y'all get seven years of bad luck! Condom: Hahaha... (Condom walks off laughing)
Why should you always wear rubber
So you don’t leave DNA evidence
Why did two 👱♂️ 👱♂️ dumb 👱♂️ 👱♂️ blondes put condoms on the cow's udders 🐄 because they wanted the 🐄 cow to practice safe sex
Why can't a a citizen in communist china especially a chinese male who is between 18 - 29 years old can not buy a box of condoms in a drug store in communist china? Because the condom would be too big for the penis of chinese men in communist china
A condom!
a customer came too me and asked for condoms for tiny dicks.
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My sister is really disrespectful, and her famous words are "Your not my parent!" The next time she says this, I'm going to respond back with, "Your right, because I would have worn a condom to protect from you being born unlike my dad did!"
Why did the Irishman use 3 condoms? Yo be sure to be sure to be sure
Other condom name is a orphan’s home
Little of topic but Mum. You.wouldnt be here without me Son and my birth certificate is a sorry letter from the condom factory Mum fair point
why is bungee jumping similar to a comdom. because if the rubber snaps, your f***ed
Mom: son where is my condoms son: what are condoms DAD: she puts it on me and the sandwich son: wait why did my girlfriend come over and take one dad: um I don't know but go to bed son: but it's 2:46pm in the afternoon bruh
steven hawkinig never used a condom he used a fire wall
Don’t have sex. Because you will get pregnant. And die.
What are four ways a condom is like a republican elephant? 1. It stands for inflation. 2. It limits production. 3. It encourages cooperation. 4. It gives you a feeling of security even though you know you're being screwed.
I though it would be fun to become a shooter. It became less fun when I realized that shooting a woman up also included a condom.
who ever said condom YES DADDY
What's the difference between a used condom and the UCP? The condom was actually useful at one point.
