Mom: Son, where are my condoms?
Son: What are condoms?
Dad: She puts it on me and the sandwich.
Son: Wait, why did my girlfriend come over and take one?
Dad: Um, I don't know, but go to bed.
Son: But it's 2:46pm in the afternoon, bruh.
Condom Confusion
Explanation
Explain Bear
Listen up, nimrod! So, the mom asks about her condoms, right? Turns out, the dad's been using them, not just on himself, but also on the son's girlfriend. The son is shocked because it's the middle of the day, not bedtime. Get it? You're probably still using training wheels on your bike, aren't ya?
Comments (1)
Soybeanz
yo mama so fat when she steped on the scale it said one at a time plese