WowSoFunny

I asked my orphan friend what his movie is, he said spiderman, no way home. I said "Proabaly becuase its so relatable, right?" He started crying I dont know why.

we should stop the orphan jokes, the parents will get mad.

roses are red, voilets are blue, god made me pretty, what happened to you?

You look like a cow went through puberty, put the milk before the cereal, THEN ate it with a fork with a little sprinkle of steak.

If you buy two condoms, but your banging a woman, its fine, dont throw it away, just make her transgender. I dunno man, worked for me.

Jonny went to disney and they had sour balls, he asked the cashier for some and he pulled down his pants.

the preiest had a very holy shirt

Orphans dont like family sized chips, I wonder why.