I asked my orphan friend what his movie is, he said "Spiderman: No Way Home." I said, "Probably because it's so relatable, right?" He started crying. I don't know why.
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We should stop the orphan jokes. The parents will get mad.
Roses are red, violets are blue, God made me pretty, what happened to you?
You look like a cow went through puberty, put the milk before the cereal, then ate it with a fork with a little sprinkle of steak.
If you buy two condoms, but you're banging a woman, it's fine, don't throw it away, just make her transgender.
I dunno man, worked for me.
Jonny went to Disney and they had sour balls. He asked the cashier for some and he pulled down his pants.
The priest had a very holy shirt.
Orphans don't like family sized chips, I wonder why.