WowSoFunny

I asked my orphan friend what his movie is, he said "Spiderman: No Way Home." I said, "Probably because it's so relatable, right?" He started crying. I don't know why.

we should stop the orphan jokes, the parents will get mad.

Roses are red, violets are blue, God made me pretty, what happened to you?

You look like a cow went through puberty, put the milk before the cereal, THEN ate it with a fork with a little sprinkle of steak.

If you buy two condoms, but you're banging a woman, it's fine, don't throw it away, just make her transgender.

I dunno man, worked for me.

Jonny went to disney and they had sour balls, he asked the cashier for some and he pulled down his pants.

The priest had a very holy shirt.

Orphans don't like family sized chips, I wonder why.