Jokes
Memes
Community
Categories
Jokes TV
Explain Bear

Events

Joke of the day
Meme of the day

Games

Crosswords Arena

Popular

Morbid jokes
Gay jokes
Dark Humor
Twin Towers jokes
Incest jokes
Offensive jokes
Priest jokes
Tragedy jokes
Cancer jokes
Indian jokes
Orphan jokes
Food jokes
Stereotype jokes
Africa jokes
Lesbian jokes
Wheelchair jokes
Depression jokes
Dead Baby jokes
Asian jokes
Suicide jokes
All categories

Frequently asked questions (FAQ)

Jokes
Memes
Community

Christmas jokes

Add joke

Best
Newest

Santa

Anonymous · 5 years ago

Why is Santa's sack so big? Because he only comes once a year.

Time

s͓͓̽̽c͓͓̽̽o͓͓̽̽o͓͓̽̽t͓͓̽̽e͓͓̽̽r͓̽ · 2 years ago

yes do not forget

Two images showing a toy frog with a missile attached to its back hanging from a red ribbon, like a Christmas ornament. The text on the image says: "it's that time of the year again, don't forget to hang your missile toads"

Holiday

Anime Boy · 2 years ago

A comic strip shows a group of people in a meeting. In the first panel, one person asks what to do now that it's November. In the second panel, two people suggest celebrating Christmas, while another suggests celebrating Thanksgiving. In the third panel, the man who suggested Thanksgiving is thrown out of a building.

Question

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A man's face is photoshopped onto the body of a round character wearing a brown hat and brown and white striped top, holding a large red and white swirled lollipop. The text above the image says: w-w-well does this mean i get two quissmassess~?

Picture

ꀘꍏꌩ꒒ꍏ🧚✨ツ · 3 years ago

My first christmas picture second one ima draw tommorw at school or tonight depends

A drawing shows a snowman wearing a black hat and a tree with red fruit. The word 'MERRY' is written above in yellow letters.

Time

Lostin Flowers · 3 years ago

It's that time of year again. 🎄🎅🤶🎄

The image is split into two sections. On the left, "Father Christmas" is shown as a traditional Santa Claus, with a full white beard, a red suit with white trim, and a jolly expression. He is waving with both hands. The right side shows an alternative version labeled "Christmas Daddy". This Santa is more muscular with tattoos, a dark red coat with black fur trim and an intense look on his face. He has a tattoo on his arm saying 'Naughty' above 'Nice'.

Product

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A product called TOYPEDO, an underwater torpedo, is packaged in a blister pack. There is also an image of a boy holding a similar toy. The text says "TOYPEDO, UNDERWATER TORPEDO - TORPILLE SOUS-MARINE". There is text that indicates the toy goes up to 30 feet and is 915 cm.

Jeffrey Epstein

Heroin Monkey · 11 months ago

A wooden Christmas tree ornament featuring a laser-engraved portrait of Jeffrey Epstein's face. The ornament is hung by a red ribbon on a green Christmas tree. Below the portrait, the text reads: "This ornament didn't hang itself."

Time

Lostin Flowers · 2 years ago

It's that time is year again!

An inflatable Santa Claus figure stands in a yard in front of a house decorated with Christmas lights. The text on the image reads, "HE SEES YOU WHEN YOU'RE SLEEPING."

Script

Sooploosh MacSchnibble · 2 years ago

A tweet from Joe Heenan stating he wrote a script during lockdown and received an email from someone at Netflix. The email reads, Dear Mr. Heenan, Thank you for the script, it's one of the best we have ever read. The writing is superb, it's tense, funny & non stop action. The only problem is it's the script to Die Hard. You literally sent us the script to Die Hard & changed the title to Mr. No Shoes and the Shooty Shooty Bang Bang Christmas. Never contact us again.

Wish

MysteryGirl · 4 years ago

😶‍🌫️

The image is a four-panel meme. In the left panels, a man is crying. The first panel says, "Santa, I want a dragon." The second panel says, "Ok! I want a girlfriend." The right panels show Santa. In the first panel, he says, "Be realistic." In the second panel, he says, "Which colour dragon do you need?" Underneath the last panels, it says, "Forever alone" with a laughing emoji.

Covid

T H A N A · 3 years ago

2020

A still from a movie features two people dressed as elves. The text on the image reads "I really can't stay... Baby, it's covid outside..."

Elf

RapBoat · 1 year ago

A smiling elderly Black man with visible tattoos on his hands and a gold chain wears a blue baseball cap against a solid blue background. On the brim of his cap, a tiny elf-like doll, wearing red pants and a red and white top, is sitting. The man makes finger guns, pointing them at his temples, with a broad grin on his face.

Date

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

An animated character, a man with a serious expression, stands in front of a decorated Christmas tree. Large red text at the top reads "ATTENTION!!!". Below that, white text states, "This year's Christmas dates have been leaked: Christmas Eve - December 24, Christmas Day - December 25, New Year's Eve - December 31, New Year's Day - January 1."

Concept

Shitpost master-general · 10 months ago

Soles

A four-panel comic strip. In the first three panels, a woman and a man are hanging Christmas stockings over a fireplace. The woman questions the tradition, saying, "Stockings are kind of a weird concept. Like, who came up with it? Who thought pulling things out of socks would be so exciting?" In the fourth panel, Santa Claus is sitting at a desk, looking intently at a laptop screen which displays a grid of photos/video feeds showing various close-ups of bare feet. Santa says, "Hell yeah."

Santa

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A man with a beard is looking at a holographic display. The text above him reads: "Santa making sure poor kids get proportionately cheaper presents."

Donald Trump

Cosmo idk · 10 months ago

A satirical news post featuring a photo of a smiling Donald Trump on the left and an inset photo of a large explosion on the right. The headline reads, "Trump Gives Terrorists Gift Of Meeting Allah For Christmas". The subtext reads, "NIGERIA - President Trump has given dozens of ISIS terrorists the gift of getting to meet Allah for Christmas." The date on the post is listed as Dec 27, 2025.

Battery

Anonymous · 3 years ago

*Sniffs kids*

The image shows a toy action figure box with the text SLEEPY JOE ACTION FIGURE written on it. Inside the box, there is a depiction of Joe Biden with his head slumped forward. Below it, the text reads BATTERIES *NOT* INCLUDED and a warning that the item contains socialism. Below that in a separate text box, is the text JUST ADD AAA BATTERIES AND HE SHITS HIS PANTS. In the upper right corner it reads NEW FOR CHRISTMAS: THE SLEEP JOE INACTION FIGURE. There is a red and white target circle with a blue dart to the right of the figure box.

Gift

Shitpost master-general · 10 months ago

Merry eve of Christmas

A lit green candle in a glass jar sits on a wooden surface. The text at the top of the image says "Men are so hard to shop for". The label on the candle reads "Cigarettes and Gasoline Candle" and includes simple line-art icons of a smoking cigarette and a jerrycan of gasoline.

Parent

M3ME G0D · 2 years ago

The text reads: "Did anyone else's parents used to drive them around neighborhoods to look at people's Christmas lights and it used to be the most exciting thing ever??"

Christmas memes

Community talk

ASTRODANDYSWORLDFAN

STILL CAN'T WAIT FOR CHRISTMAS AND MISSING MY FRIEND MILLIE!!

Bree_2]

I think my friend is mad at me. I kinda said she couldn't have drgs for christmas </3

Kayla spammmy

HOLA BITCHES Yall missed me? Anyways HAPPY LATE CHRISTMAS I DIDNT really get nothing besides A FUCKING PITBULL TERRIER PUPPY LIKE HELLO????? Anyways I hope you all r doing amazing and I love you all but ima dip again, just checking on my lovely people and making sure yall r alive. I LOVE YOU MAL, CHARLIE, BLACHY POOH, and that’s it. Bye to the rest

Previous
- 1
- …
- 13
- 14
- 15
- 16
- 17

Santa jokes
Tree jokes
Snow jokes
Reindeer jokes
Sleigh jokes
Food jokes