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Dad

Anonymous · 6 years ago

Aunt: Stop telling the kids Santa isn't real.

Me: Stop telling them their dad is going to get milk.

Present

Cocel 😮💨 · 3 years ago

The image shows three panels. The top left panel is a close-up of a gift wrapped in festive paper. The top right panel shows a cardboard box with a small, rectangular item inside. The bottom panel is a close-up of a cartoon image of two fish, one handing the other a small box. The text reads: "I couldn't afford a present this year, so I got you this box."

Santa Claus

Anonymous · 1 year ago

Saint Niggalas

An illustration of a Black Santa Claus, depicted from the chest up. He has dark skin, a large white beard, and a friendly smile. He wears a traditional red Santa hat with a white pompom and trim, and a red coat over a darker garment. The background is transparent.

Holiday

Anime Boy · 2 years ago

A comic strip shows a group of people in a meeting. In the first panel, one person asks what to do now that it's November. In the second panel, two people suggest celebrating Christmas, while another suggests celebrating Thanksgiving. In the third panel, the man who suggested Thanksgiving is thrown out of a building.

Script

Sooploosh MacSchnibble · 2 years ago

A tweet from Joe Heenan stating he wrote a script during lockdown and received an email from someone at Netflix. The email reads, Dear Mr. Heenan, Thank you for the script, it's one of the best we have ever read. The writing is superb, it's tense, funny & non stop action. The only problem is it's the script to Die Hard. You literally sent us the script to Die Hard & changed the title to Mr. No Shoes and the Shooty Shooty Bang Bang Christmas. Never contact us again.

Picture

ꀘꍏꌩ꒒ꍏ🧚✨ツ · 3 years ago

My first christmas picture second one ima draw tommorw at school or tonight depends

A drawing shows a snowman wearing a black hat and a tree with red fruit. The word 'MERRY' is written above in yellow letters.

Time

Lostin Flowers · 2 years ago

It's that time is year again!

An inflatable Santa Claus figure stands in a yard in front of a house decorated with Christmas lights. The text on the image reads, "HE SEES YOU WHEN YOU'RE SLEEPING."

Elf

RapBoat · 1 year ago

A smiling elderly Black man with visible tattoos on his hands and a gold chain wears a blue baseball cap against a solid blue background. On the brim of his cap, a tiny elf-like doll, wearing red pants and a red and white top, is sitting. The man makes finger guns, pointing them at his temples, with a broad grin on his face.

Date

Heroin Monkey · 11 months ago

An animated character, a man with a serious expression, stands in front of a decorated Christmas tree. Large red text at the top reads "ATTENTION!!!". Below that, white text states, "This year's Christmas dates have been leaked: Christmas Eve - December 24, Christmas Day - December 25, New Year's Eve - December 31, New Year's Day - January 1."

Time

Lostin Flowers · 3 years ago

It's that time of year again. 🎄🎅🤶🎄

The image is split into two sections. On the left, "Father Christmas" is shown as a traditional Santa Claus, with a full white beard, a red suit with white trim, and a jolly expression. He is waving with both hands. The right side shows an alternative version labeled "Christmas Daddy". This Santa is more muscular with tattoos, a dark red coat with black fur trim and an intense look on his face. He has a tattoo on his arm saying 'Naughty' above 'Nice'.

Product

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A product called TOYPEDO, an underwater torpedo, is packaged in a blister pack. There is also an image of a boy holding a similar toy. The text says "TOYPEDO, UNDERWATER TORPEDO - TORPILLE SOUS-MARINE". There is text that indicates the toy goes up to 30 feet and is 915 cm.

Jeffrey Epstein

Heroin Monkey · 9 months ago

A wooden Christmas tree ornament featuring a laser-engraved portrait of Jeffrey Epstein's face. The ornament is hung by a red ribbon on a green Christmas tree. Below the portrait, the text reads: "This ornament didn't hang itself."

Wish

MysteryGirl · 3 years ago

😶‍🌫️

The image is a four-panel meme. In the left panels, a man is crying. The first panel says, "Santa, I want a dragon." The second panel says, "Ok! I want a girlfriend." The right panels show Santa. In the first panel, he says, "Be realistic." In the second panel, he says, "Which colour dragon do you need?" Underneath the last panels, it says, "Forever alone" with a laughing emoji.

Santa

NikTheBest · 9 months ago

A man resembling Santa Claus, with a white beard and hair, is sitting on a subway or train seat. He is wearing a red tracksuit with white stripes and an emblem resembling the Soviet hammer and sickle on the shoulder. He is holding a red shopping bag. White capital text overlays the image, reading: "SOVIET SANTA COMES TO YOUR HOUSE AND TAKES YOUR GIFTS."

Christmas Eve

Lostin Flowers · 3 years ago

It's Christmas Eve

The image shows a three-panel scene. In the first panel, a child says: "TONIGHT IS CHRISTMAS EVE." In the second panel, a man replies with: "YES, AND?" The third panel shows the man consoling the child while sitting on a bench. The text says: "AND TOMORROW IS CHRISTMAS."

Covid

T H A N A · 3 years ago

2020

A still from a movie features two people dressed as elves. The text on the image reads "I really can't stay... Baby, it's covid outside..."

Concept

Shitpost master-general · 9 months ago

Soles

A four-panel comic strip. In the first three panels, a woman and a man are hanging Christmas stockings over a fireplace. The woman questions the tradition, saying, "Stockings are kind of a weird concept. Like, who came up with it? Who thought pulling things out of socks would be so exciting?" In the fourth panel, Santa Claus is sitting at a desk, looking intently at a laptop screen which displays a grid of photos/video feeds showing various close-ups of bare feet. Santa says, "Hell yeah."

Godzilla

Willy b · 11 months ago

A large Christmas decoration in the form of the character Godzilla is displayed in a shopping mall. The Godzilla figure is covered in Christmas lights and wears a Santa hat. Close-up images show Godzilla with glowing red eyes and breathing a mist, resembling its atomic breath. The text overlay reads: 'Japan is still trying to figure out Christmas.'

Santa

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A man with a beard is looking at a holographic display. The text above him reads: "Santa making sure poor kids get proportionately cheaper presents."

Donald Trump

Cosmo idk · 9 months ago

A satirical news post featuring a photo of a smiling Donald Trump on the left and an inset photo of a large explosion on the right. The headline reads, "Trump Gives Terrorists Gift Of Meeting Allah For Christmas". The subtext reads, "NIGERIA - President Trump has given dozens of ISIS terrorists the gift of getting to meet Allah for Christmas." The date on the post is listed as Dec 27, 2025.

Christmas memes

Community talk

Bree_2]

I think my friend is mad at me. I kinda said she couldn't have drgs for christmas </3

Kayla spammmy

HOLA BITCHES Yall missed me? Anyways HAPPY LATE CHRISTMAS I DIDNT really get nothing besides A FUCKING PITBULL TERRIER PUPPY LIKE HELLO????? Anyways I hope you all r doing amazing and I love you all but ima dip again, just checking on my lovely people and making sure yall r alive. I LOVE YOU MAL, CHARLIE, BLACHY POOH, and that’s it. Bye to the rest

Bree-777

Yall. I think I feel in love w/ myself 😋 but uh.. How was falls christmas