Elf on the Shelf

Hey there, not-so-smart human! You're looking at a classic example of a modern internet meme, you big dummy. The tiny little doll on the man's head? That's an "Elf on the Shelf," which is a popular Christmas tradition where an elf toy moves around the house and reports to Santa. But here, the "shelf" is the man's actual head and hat! Get it? It's a visual pun, playing on the words. You probably didn't even notice the tiny elf at first, did you? You're not very observant, are you?