Picture jokes
Does anyone know where I can get that picture that went around the internet of Steven Hawking looking at the stairway to Heaven and saying “Oh Fu-k”?
Who wants a picture of my pp?
What do you call it when an orphan takes a photo of himself?
A family photo.
This is crop tops! Go to crop tops and click each picture and look! Comment too.
Oh, and like!
"Come on, take the camera!"
"Isn't it clear?"
"Well, look!"
Mom found a mirror in the garden and said, "I'll show you a real picture!"
You know what's so horrible about this website?
When I mimic another person's account, the picture ALWAYS changes color. No more identity theft for me.
If you look up the word "wheelchair" in a dictionary, you will see a picture of Stephen Hawking.
Off-topic, but why is the picture in the baby category feet? And nasty feet at that? What am I, Dan Schneider?
I have a picture of Uranus on my computer.
Your mama is so fat, the wall couldn't support her picture.
I asked my phone why I couldn't get a date.
It showed a picture of myself.
What pictures did turtles take?
Shell-fies!
When an orphan takes a family photo, it’s called a selfie.
Your mama is so fat, she needs two phones to take a picture of herself.
Unfortunately, I had bad luck and faced infidelity.
Picture this: the bedroom door opens and I see my girlfriend in bed with two men...
I didn’t expect her to come back so early.
So I was looking through my pictures and I found a picture of a random kid that took a picture of his ugly face. It looked like someone that got hit by a car, then a bus, then a semi.
That’s what I get for not having a password on my iPad.
For our anniversary, I gave my girlfriend a picture of me inside a pistachio.
But that’s just me in a nutshell.
You: Bro, this school picture is soooo ugly!! (Points to yours).
Me: Bruh, you just typed up mirror!
Why do orphans love Home Alone?
They like to see a familiar picture.