Script memes

I got a part in a movie called "Cocaine." I only have one line.

I had to write an essay about Africa, and I failed because I plagiarized the Hunger Games script.

I was in an audition for the lead role of movie "Aquaman." The Director told me to dive into a pool. Then outta nowhere Penaldo showed up and made a big dive into the pool. The director was impressed and selected Penaldo for the movie.

Shame on you Penaldo for destroying my dream!