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GOD DAM THAAT MUST HURT

A close up photo of a woman's face. She has nose piercings and her eyes are closed. A hand is holding a 9V battery to her tongue. The text reads: "How you jump start a millennial..."

Heroin Monkey

The image is a four-panel comic featuring the Chad meme character. In the first panel, a woman asks, "Are you training this hard to impress me?" In the second panel, the buff Chad says "No" while holding a dumbbell. In the third panel, Chad is next to a car and car battery saying, "Don't worry grandma, I'll throw your old car battery in the ocean." In the final panel, an old woman says "I LOVE YOU!".

ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡

An image with a dark background. At the bottom, there is an airplane symbol, a battery symbol, and the number 9:11.

Heroin Monkey

A phone screen displaying the time 11:21 on Thursday, May 20. A notification states "Battery low (100%). Charge your phone."

AG3.0

The top of the image displays a phone status bar showing a plane icon, a battery icon, and the time 9:11. Below this, two images of Mr. Incredible are displayed side by side. The left image is captioned "PEOPLE WHO DIDN'T KNOW" with a smiling Mr. Incredible. The right image is captioned "PEOPLE WHO KNOW" with a Mr. Incredible image that looks distressed and dark.

Manga fan

Meme:

The image shows two panels side by side. On the left panel, there is a phone interface with an airplane icon, the number 11%, and a battery with one bar remaining. On the right panel, there's a scene from SpongeBob SquarePants, showing a green fish character looking serious, and two smaller fish looking surprised. Below the fish is another serious looking green fish. At the bottom of the image, there's a handle with text "@basicgamesguy" and another icon.

sunshine

me at 1 am being a simp for anime girls

The image shows a drawing of Spongebob in a caveman style on the left. On the right, the text says "WHEN YOUR PHONE IS AT 1% AND YOU CAN'T FIND YOUR CHARGER."

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A picture of Kevin Hart looking sad and disappointed, with the text "How you look when you wake up & the charger wasn't plugged in."

Anonymous

Sniffs kids

The image shows a toy action figure box with the text SLEEPY JOE ACTION FIGURE written on it. Inside the box, there is a depiction of Joe Biden with his head slumped forward. Below it, the text reads BATTERIES *NOT* INCLUDED and a warning that the item contains socialism. Below that in a separate text box, is the text JUST ADD AAA BATTERIES AND HE SHITS HIS PANTS. In the upper right corner it reads NEW FOR CHRISTMAS: THE SLEEP JOE INACTION FIGURE. There is a red and white target circle with a blue dart to the right of the figure box.

Anonymous

A man is smiling while looking at his phone in bed. The text says, "when you finally have enough battery percentage to roll over on the other side of the bed."

Heroin Monkey

A picture of a green pit in a yard. The text states that the person dumped a bunch of stuff in the pit.

✨Jassy✨

Send the numbers and i will answer honestly

A black and white image titled "ASK THE ADMIN" with the Instagram handle "IN.LOVE.WITH.BOOKSLIG" below it, followed by a list of 50 questions. Each question is numbered. There are heart symbols at the top corners of the image.

Heroin Monkey

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a meme with text at the top and a sad-looking troll doll at the bottom. The text says, "How babies look at you after you tell them they can't eat batteries dipped in antifreeze and paint thinner."