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The image shows three panels with text to the left and an image to the right. The top panel is labeled "Elf in Hollywood" and shows an image of a blonde woman with pointy ears. The middle panel is labeled "Elf in anime" and shows a green-haired anime character. The bottom panel is labeled "Elf in German" and shows the number 11.

Heroin Monkey

Who are you?
I am Aragorn, King of Gondor
I didn't vote for you.
I was given Andúril by Elrond,
Lord of Rivendell
Listen, strange elf lords distributing swords
is no basis for a system of government.
Shut up!
Help! Help! I'm being repressed!

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An Elf on the Shelf doll lies next to the message "UR MOM IS HOT," which is written with Cheerios.

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a series of panels from a movie with text overlay. The first panel shows a character in dark clothing asking, "Who are you?". The next panel shows a character with long hair, stating "I am Aragorn, King of Gondor". The third panel has the same long haired character, but the text says: "I didn't vote for you." followed by: "I was given Anduril by Elrond, Lord of Rivendell". The fourth panel says: "Listen, strange elf lords distributing swords is no basis for a system of government." and shows a character with a sword, the next panel below this one shows the same character shouting: "Shut up!". In the last panel the character says: "Help! Help! I'm being repressed!"