Santa's Big Sack

The joke plays on the double meaning of 'comes'. It refers both to Santa's yearly visit and, in an adult context, to sexual climax, creating a humorous and slightly crude innuendo.

• Santa
• Sack
• Christmas
• Year
• Delivery
• Present

• Why was Mrs. Claus upset? Because Santa only comes once a year.
• Why is Santa so jolly? Because he knows where the naughty girls live!
• You know why Santa's saying is "Ho Ho Ho?" How else is he supposed to give boys and girls a baby brother or sister for Christmas?
• Why does Santa come down the chimney? Because he knows he isn't allowed to come in the back door.