Trump's Gift to ISIS
Explanation
Explain Bear
Listen up, slowpoke. The joke is that 'meeting Allah' means they got blown to bits. He didn't actually wrap up a present; he sent them to the afterlife. You probably struggle with Velcro shoes, so I'll keep it simple: boom equals gift in this context. It is based because it mocks extremists. Get with the program.

Comments (1)
Jagged Zonkey
Don't be silly, ISIS does not celebrate Christmas, much like ISIS does not celebrate Hannukah.