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Holiday Memes

Brother

The image is a two-panel comic. In the first panel, Santa asks a young boy named Tommy what he wants for Christmas. Tommy replies that he wants a little brother. The second panel shows Santa with a woman. The tone is sexually suggestive.

Time

It's that time is year again!

An inflatable Santa Claus figure stands in a yard in front of a house decorated with Christmas lights. The text on the image reads, "HE SEES YOU WHEN YOU'RE SLEEPING."

Time

yes do not forget

Two images showing a toy frog with a missile attached to its back hanging from a red ribbon, like a Christmas ornament. The text on the image says: "it's that time of the year again, don't forget to hang your missile toads"

Revenge

lol

A person dressed as Luke Skywalker with a sombrero and a mustache holding a light saber. There is text that says "CINCO DE MAYO" on the top and "REVENGE OF THE FIFTH" on the bottom.

Halloween

halloween be like

The image shows a house burning in the background, and a girl with a smirk in the foreground. The text reads: "Last Halloween this house gave me dental floss, a tooth brush and toothpaste... Not this year."

Trick Or Treat

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A picture of a man with long hair and round sunglasses yelling. The text says "Every mom during trick or treat" and "Did you say thank you?!"

Budget

A person is sitting on a white inflatable pool toy in a puddle in front of a shop, with the text: "When you need a holiday but your budget is quite limited."

Cookie

A man with sunglasses dramatically sprinkles something, overlaid with the text "HOW I FEEL PUTTING SPRINKLES ON CHRISTMAS COOKIES."

Sock

LMAO

The image shows two panels. The first panel has the text "Getting socks for Christmas as a kid" and a drawing of a yellow fish with a displeased expression. The second panel has the text "Getting socks for Christmas as an adult" and a drawing of a red crab with an excited expression.

Picture

My first christmas picture second one ima draw tommorw at school or tonight depends

A drawing shows a snowman wearing a black hat and a tree with red fruit. The word 'MERRY' is written above in yellow letters.

Grinch

A photograph shows a chicken finger held up in someone's hand. The caption says that it looks like the Grinch.

Question

Bluey

The image is a three-panel meme. In the first panel, a person smiles widely with text that says "Everything is going really well and you feel great about your life's trajectory." In the second panel, the same person looks distressed with text that says "The holidays brought difficult questions from family and now you're overthinking everything." In the third panel, a scene from the cartoon "Bluey" is shown with the same person smiling again.

November

A comic strip shows a group of people in a meeting. In the first panel, one person asks what to do now that it's November. In the second panel, two people suggest celebrating Christmas, while another suggests celebrating Thanksgiving. In the third panel, the man who suggested Thanksgiving is thrown out of a building.

Company

A teacher points at a screen that says: "Pi day is just a fake holiday created by math companies to sell more math."

Meme

This Jake

A skeleton with two rifles stands in front of a laptop screen. The text on top reads: "Me when i don't see any spooky memes 3 seconds into October 1".

New Year

new years be like in my house

The image is a split panel. On the left, the text "Others" is above a blurry image of a crowd celebrating with confetti. On the right, the text "Me" is above a picture of a baby illuminated by the light of a phone in their hands. The words "Same To You" appear multiple times over the baby. Above both images it says "31st December Night".

Christmas

It's that time of year again. 🎄🎅🤶🎄

The image is split into two sections. On the left, "Father Christmas" is shown as a traditional Santa Claus, with a full white beard, a red suit with white trim, and a jolly expression. He is waving with both hands. The right side shows an alternative version labeled "Christmas Daddy". This Santa is more muscular with tattoos, a dark red coat with black fur trim and an intense look on his face. He has a tattoo on his arm saying 'Naughty' above 'Nice'.

Toy

The image shows a B-52 Stratofortress taking off. The text on the image reads: "I am not a toy. I am not a Christmas present. I am a 100 year commitment. Please think hard before you give someone a B-52 Stratofortress this Christmas."

Weekend

true

A boy is smiling with his eyes squinting shut slightly. The text on the image says: "THE FACE YOU MAKE WHEN YOU REALIZE ITS A 3-DAY WEEKEND".

Turkey

A dog is on top of a raw turkey in a roasting pan. The image is a screenshot of a text message conversation. The first message says "OMG GET DOWN HERE! THOR GOT THE TURKEY!! HE'S HUMPING IT AND SNARLING AT EVERYONE!!!". The second says "My baby's in love!". The third message says "MOM NOT FUNNY! What are we going to do?? We have people to feed!". The last message says "Oh relax, we'll just wash it off and cook it. No one will know."

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