Jeffrey Epstein jokes
Why is Jeffrey Epstein so bad at races?
Because he comes in a little behind.
I found Jeffrey Epstein’s diary the other day.
The last entry was about 12 years old.
Where did Jeffrey Epstein go to college?
Bring them young.
Why didn't Donald Trump pick up his phone when Jeffrey Epstein called him?
Because Donald killed Jeffrey Epstein in prison to hide the evidence.
What’s worse than George Bush doing 9/11? Jeffrey Epstein doing nine Elevens.
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What's the difference between Kobe Bryant and Jeffrey Epstein?
Only 2 13-year-olds went down on Kobe's helicopter.
Johnny Depp to a 15-year-old girl: "Wow, look at that sexy body! Savvy!"
Michael Jackson, when talking about a 6-year-old boy: "The boy is mine! That doggone boy is mine! Don't waste your time...."
Donald Trump, Bill Clinton, and Jeffrey Epstein entering and exclaiming, "Wow, this place is more fun than the Playboy Mansion!"
What do you call a party planned by Bill Cosby and Jeffrey Epstein?
A high school pill party.
What do you get when you cross Bill Cosby and Jeffrey Epstein?
Predator 2.
Michael Jackson and Jeffrey Epstein walk into a bar. But a few minutes later, they would walk out, because you have to be 21+. No room for those two.
Why is Hitler a better person than Jeffrey Epstein?
At least Hitler killed himself.
Q: What do pedophiles use for allergic reactions?
A: An Epstein pen.
Who was most surprised by Jeffrey Epstein's suicide?
Jeffrey Epstein.
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Jeffrey Epstein?
Only difference between Michael and Jeffrey is Epstein wasn't a smooth criminal, and Michael was.
Q. What does Jeffrey Epstein get his sex partners for their birthday? A. Crayons.
What do Christmas lights and Jeffrey Epstein have in common?
They don’t hang themselves.
Say what you want about Jeffrey Epstein, but at least he knew how to take out the trash.
Did you know there's a brand of coffee specifically for pedophiles?
It's called the Ep-bean.
Q. Why aren't Epstein jokes funny? A. Because it's such a touchy subject.
Q: What's the difference between Jeffrey Epstein and wind chimes?
A: Wind chimes don't make a gurgling sound when they're hung.