Jeffrey Epstein jokes
I found Jeffrey Epstein’s diary the other day.
The last entry was about 12 years old.
Why is Jeffrey Epstein so bad at races?
Because he comes in a little behind.
What’s worse than George Bush doing 9/11? Jeffrey Epstein doing nine Elevens.
Where did Jeffrey Epstein go to college?
Bring them young.
What's the difference between Kobe Bryant and Jeffrey Epstein?
Only 2 13-year-olds went down on Kobe's helicopter.
What do Christmas lights and Jeffrey Epstein have in common?
They don’t hang themselves.
Q: What do pedophiles use for allergic reactions?
A: An Epstein pen.
Why didn't Donald Trump pick up his phone when Jeffrey Epstein called him?
Because Donald killed Jeffrey Epstein in prison to hide the evidence.
Who was most surprised by Jeffrey Epstein's suicide?
Jeffrey Epstein.
Michael Jackson and Jeffrey Epstein walk into a bar. But a few minutes later, they would walk out, because you have to be 21+. No room for those two.
Q. What do iPads and Jeffrey Epstein have in common?
A. Kids turn them on.
Q. When is it bedtime at Jeffrey Epstein's house? A. When the big hand touches the little hand.
Q: What's the difference between Jeffrey Epstein and wind chimes?
A: Wind chimes don't make a gurgling sound when they're hung.
Did you know there's a brand of coffee specifically for pedophiles?
It's called the Ep-bean.
Johnny Depp to a 15-year-old girl: "Wow, look at that sexy body! Savvy!"
Michael Jackson, when talking about a 6-year-old boy: "The boy is mine! That doggone boy is mine! Don't waste your time...."
Donald Trump, Bill Clinton, and Jeffrey Epstein entering and exclaiming, "Wow, this place is more fun than the Playboy Mansion!"
Jeffrey Epstein was a horrible person, but at least he killed Jeffrey Epstein.
Why is Hitler a better person than Jeffrey Epstein?
At least Hitler killed himself.
What do you get when you cross Bill Cosby and Jeffrey Epstein?
Predator 2.
Q. Why aren't Epstein jokes funny? A. Because it's such a touchy subject.
What does Jeffrey tell his white teens?
You want to take it orally or through anal? Joke, I'm not asking.