Jeffrey Epstein

Jeffrey Epstein jokes

Diary

I found Jeffrey Epstein’s diary the other day.

The last entry was about 12 years old.

Race

Why is Jeffrey Epstein so bad at races?

Because he comes in a little behind.

Death

Why didn't Donald Trump pick up his phone when Jeffrey Epstein called him?

Because Donald killed Jeffrey Epstein in prison to hide the evidence.

9/11

What’s worse than George Bush doing 9/11? Jeffrey Epstein doing nine Elevens.

Difference

What's the difference between Kobe Bryant and Jeffrey Epstein?

Only 2 13-year-olds went down on Kobe's helicopter.

Celebrity scandal

Johnny Depp to a 15-year-old girl: "Wow, look at that sexy body! Savvy!"

Michael Jackson, when talking about a 6-year-old boy: "The boy is mine! That doggone boy is mine! Don't waste your time...."

Donald Trump, Bill Clinton, and Jeffrey Epstein entering and exclaiming, "Wow, this place is more fun than the Playboy Mansion!"

Party

What do you call a party planned by Bill Cosby and Jeffrey Epstein?

A high school pill party.

Criminal

Michael Jackson

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Jeffrey Epstein?

Only difference between Michael and Jeffrey is Epstein wasn't a smooth criminal, and Michael was.

Teen

What does Jeffrey tell his white teens?

You want to take it orally or through anal? Joke, I'm not asking.

Trash

Say what you want about Jeffrey Epstein, but at least he knew how to take out the trash.