Jeffrey Epstein jokes
Where did Jeffrey Epstein go to college?
Bring them young.
What’s worse than George Bush doing 9/11? Jeffrey Epstein doing nine Elevens.
Why is Jeffrey Epstein so bad at races?
Because he comes in a little behind.
I found Jeffrey Epstein’s diary the other day.
The last entry was about 12 years old.
Why didn't Donald Trump pick up his phone when Jeffrey Epstein called him?
Because Donald killed Jeffrey Epstein in prison to hide the evidence.
What's the difference between Kobe Bryant and Jeffrey Epstein?
Only 2 13-year-olds went down on Kobe's helicopter.
Jeffery Epstein killed Hitler.
What does Jeffrey tell his white teens?
You want to take it orally or through anal? Joke, I'm not asking.
Who was most surprised by Jeffrey Epstein's suicide?
Jeffrey Epstein.
Q. What does Jeffrey Epstein get his sex partners for their birthday? A. Crayons.
Roses are red, violets are blue, Old man Jeffrey touches the youth.
Why is Hitler a better person than Jeffrey Epstein?
At least Hitler killed himself.
Say what you want about Jeffrey Epstein, but at least he knew how to take out the trash.
Jeffrey Epstein was a disgusting person, but he could tie a good hangman's knot.
Q: What do pedophiles use for allergic reactions?
A: An Epstein pen.
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Jeffrey Epstein?
Only difference between Michael and Jeffrey is Epstein wasn't a smooth criminal, and Michael was.
Michael Jackson and Jeffrey Epstein walk into a bar. But a few minutes later, they would walk out, because you have to be 21+. No room for those two.
Q. Why aren't Epstein jokes funny? A. Because it's such a touchy subject.
What do Christmas lights and Jeffrey Epstein have in common?
They don’t hang themselves.
What do you call a party planned by Bill Cosby and Jeffrey Epstein?
A high school pill party.