Concept

Concept Jokes

Shark

If you watch "Jaws" backward, it will be a heartwarming story about a shark who gives arms and legs to disabled people.

Number

Why is 6 afraid of 7?

It’s not. Numbers aren’t sentient and are therefore incapable of feeling fear.

Memes

Time

Why did the boy throw the clock out the window?

He wanted to see time fly.

Morbid humor

What's the difference between dark humor and morbid humor? Dark humor would be 10 babies in one trashcan. Morbid humor would be one baby in ten trashcans.

Sex

James: I have a joke. Sex!

Ronny: I don't get it.

James: Exactly.

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    What’s the best part about fucking suicide girls?

    The pussies are limited edition.

    Time

    How many times can you subtract 10 from 100?

    Once. The next time you would be subtracting 10 from 90.

    Entertainment

    Wanna hear two short jokes and one long one?

    joke, joke, jooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooke.

    Death

    Why is Death the world's biggest slut?

    Death gets to f*** everyone.

    Water

    What is the same between water and dark jokes?

    Not everyone gets it!

    Restaurant

    I went to a restaurant that serves "breakfast any time," so I ordered French toast during the Renaissance.

    — Steven Wright