I invented a new word today.
Plagiarism.
If you watch "Jaws" backward, it will be a heartwarming story about a shark who gives arms and legs to disabled people.
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Itβs not. Numbers arenβt sentient and are therefore incapable of feeling fear.
What is the similarity between a joke and food?
Some people just don't get them!
They say string theory is hanging on by a thread.
Why did the boy throw the clock out the window?
He wanted to see time fly.
What's the difference between dark humor and morbid humor? Dark humor would be 10 babies in one trashcan. Morbid humor would be one baby in ten trashcans.
James: I have a joke. Sex!
Ronny: I don't get it.
James: Exactly.
My favorite joke: My life.
What is boring? Talking about boring things.
Sex dolls are alive in the Toy Story universe.
Why is Death the world's biggest slut?
Death gets to f*** everyone.
Time waits for no man, time is obviously a woman.
I went to a restaurant that serves "breakfast any time," so I ordered French toast during the Renaissance.
β Steven Wright
I would tell you a time travel joke, but you did not like it.
789.
Wanna see a joke I found? *shows mirror*
Why is 6 afraid of 7? Nothing, because numbers donβt have consciences.
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh life?
Your mom is so overweight that she broke the stairway to heaven.
