Cause jokes
It's really great that you can make fun of orphans, 'cause what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Q: Why are Americans so good at Rubik's cubes?
A: 'Cause they have a history of separating colors.
Why did the nerd get scared of the emo? Because the nerd likes to leave the emo hanging.
Man: Why can't an orphan use Verizon?
Kid: Why?
Man: 'Cause they have a family plan.
Kid: Oh, then I need to switch phone services then.
Man: Why?
Kid: I'm an orphan.
Man: *laughs out loud* That's tough!
(You can tell the joke shortened by saying, "Why can't an orphan use Verizon? 'Cause they have a family plan.")
Why did the director have an injured leg? Cause he couldn't find the right cast.
Did anyone around here lose a roll of twenty-dollar bills wrapped with a rubber band? Because we found the rubber band.
Why did the man get fired from work? Because he took two days off in February.
Why are so many Americans stupid? Because they shoot the ones that go to school.
Three guys walk into a room where a man is sitting with an assortment of foods on his plate because it's lunchtime. The guys ask the man to do a favor, and he says, "Sorry guys, I have a lot on my plate!"
Were you born on a highway? Because that's where accidents mostly happen.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Cause he would never look both ways.
Why did 1 eat 2?
'Cause he was hungry.
Carly: Hey do [you] want to have sex? [Age] (43)
Zina: No! [Age] (10)
Carly: Good cause I can make you do it anyway! [Age] (43)
What do you spot in this place that [is] gay!
Why does everybody like the sun? Because it's hot.
There was a house with a three-story building.
The first one had Mexicans.
The second one had Africans.
The third one had white people.
An earthquake came.
But who did survive?
The white family because they were at work.
Kid: What is an orphan's favorite breakfast?
Teacher: What?
Kid: Fruity Pebbles with water.
Teacher: Why water?
Kid: 'Cause his dad never came back with the milk.
I say we shouldn’t do any jokes about dogs cause dogs are the best, but cats suck.
Are you acid, cause I want to throw [you] at my face?
Why were there only 3,000 Mexicans at the Battle of the Alamo?
'Cause they only had 4 trucks.
Hey girl, are you suicide? 'Cause I think of you everyday.