If you think Tracy Latimer's murder was in any way justified, put on your helmet 'cause you're about to miss the short bus.
Your mama is so fat. When she went skydiving, it caused a global panic.
Why can’t orphans eat big bags of chips?
Cause they're family size. ✌🏻😂🤣😅🥲
Are you a hotdog stand? 'Cause you make my hotdog stand ;)
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
'Cause it got knocked down on its way.
Why can’t anyone sing “hit me with your best shot” at the veterans ball karaoke?
Because every time it was sung... the line “fire away” caused massive confusion and shooting!
Why don't orphans play baseball? Cause they don't know where home is!
Attention to everyone, I'm not going to be on for 2 weeks because I was in a bike accident, or more like a motorcycle accident. I was ran off the road when my 16 year old brother was taking me for a ride. Now I can't use my legs cause, well, you know. I will be taking a break because I don't want to move my legs that much.
Why didn’t the Japanese guy get a high five? Cause Logan Paul left him hanging...
Why did the man become stupid?
Cause he was suicidal, herbivorous. Ja...
Why was the sun afraid of the ocean?
'Cause 7 8 9.
Can I tell you a cat joke?
Yes, 'cause it's purr-fect.
Did you fart, cause you blew me away?
Why did the orphan chase the family? Because he was jealous that he did not have a family.
Are you a toaster? 'Cause I wanna take a bath with you.
Are you a knife? 'Cause you make me wanna KMS.
Are you a painting? 'Cause I hang you.
Are you the flu? 'Cause you make me wanna hurl.
Are you a newspaper? 'Cause you have new problems every day.
Are you the ground? 'Cause I'm six feet deep in you ;)
Why do y’all call a pickup truck?
'Cause ya got a flat tire.
Why isn't the athlete in the full bus? Because she is trying to fit in.
Why did the orphan like milk?
Because their parents went to get milk and never came back!
Why do men lick girls' boobs in sex?
'Cause they are just boys.
“Why didn’t the toilet paper cross the road”? “Cause there was a crack”
