Cause jokes
A guy gets home from work to see his girlfriend packing, and he asks her why she is packing. The girl says, "Because I found out you're a pedophile." The guy goes, "A pedophile?" And she says, "Yes." The guy goes, "That's a big word for a 12-year-old."
I know your name is baller cause I'm gonna put my baller into yo MOTHER HOLLER!
Never give up, 'cause never gonna give you up.
Never gonna let you down, never gonna run around and desert you, never gonna make you cry, never gonna say goodbye, never gonna desert you.
Why'd my grandpa fall over?
'Cause I clapped his cheeks, fool!
I either added you because we have shit tons of mutuals, or 'cause I'd let you spit alcohol in my mouth.
I'll let you decide.
Memes
Why can’t orphans eat big bags of chips?
Cause they're family size. ✌🏻😂🤣😅🥲
Gwen, are you mad at me? Cause that was a faker.
Like the faker Gwen?
Why is a ketchup bottle like a kid? Cause they're like, "Squirt!" (squirt ketchup).
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
'Cause mommy never gave them some.
Bitch: Nice eyebrows.
Me: Yeah, where's yours, motherfucker?
Bitch: (Realizing she shaved them off cause she thought it would look cool)
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
'Cause it got knocked down on its way.
They call me Elsa cause I’m too icy! 🥶❄️
How did they know the teacher onboard the spaceship had dandruff?
Cause her Head and Shoulders were everywhere!
Are you a razor? 'Cause you make me red.
How can you tell it's a gay barbecue?
'Cause all the hot dogs taste like shit.
There is a ghost baseball game and one team loses because of one player so they start booing him!
Why was the cow scared? Cause he had a nightmoo-r.
So, a guy walked into the store and said to the worker: "Is this free?"
Then the worker said: "Nope, 'cause I'm on sale!"
When a boy points at his parents, they disappear.
Is your MBTI type INFP? Cause you're so FiNe.