Cause jokes
Are you a razor? 'Cause you make me red.
If you think Tracy Latimer's murder was in any way justified, put on your helmet 'cause you're about to miss the short bus.
Hey girl, are you a diamond pick?
'Cause I'm as hard as obsidian.
Why am I in jail?
All I did was cause 9/11.
Your mama is so fat. When she went skydiving, it caused a global panic.
Memes
Never give up, 'cause never gonna give you up.
Never gonna let you down, never gonna run around and desert you, never gonna make you cry, never gonna say goodbye, never gonna desert you.
Why can’t fish play basketball?
'Cause they are scared of the net.
Are you a hotdog stand? 'Cause you make my hotdog stand ;)
I know your name is baller cause I'm gonna put my baller into yo MOTHER HOLLER!
Why is a ketchup bottle like a kid? Cause they're like, "Squirt!" (squirt ketchup).
Why don't orphans play baseball? Cause they don't know where home is!
I either added you because we have shit tons of mutuals, or 'cause I'd let you spit alcohol in my mouth.
I'll let you decide.
Why'd my grandpa fall over?
'Cause I clapped his cheeks, fool!
Why can’t anyone sing “hit me with your best shot” at the veterans ball karaoke?
Because every time it was sung... the line “fire away” caused massive confusion and shooting!
Why is an orphan into worshiping Satan?
'Cause they get to call someone "master" and be freaky.
Gwen, are you mad at me? Cause that was a faker.
Like the faker Gwen?
Why can’t orphans eat big bags of chips?
Cause they're family size. ✌🏻😂🤣😅🥲
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
'Cause mommy never gave them some.
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
'Cause it got knocked down on its way.
Bitch: Nice eyebrows.
Me: Yeah, where's yours, motherfucker?
Bitch: (Realizing she shaved them off cause she thought it would look cool)