Cause jokes
Why are blind people gay?
Cause.
Why did 1 eat 2?
'Cause he was hungry.
"Cheesus" hates me, yeah, I know, 'cause he's a real douchelord fictional character.
Hey, stinks, you know why? 'Cause your butts dry!
What do 9/11 and Covid-19 both have in common?
Asians caused them both!
Memes
I either added you because we have shit tons of mutuals, or 'cause I'd let you spit alcohol in my mouth.
I'll let you decide.
Why'd my grandpa fall over?
'Cause I clapped his cheeks, fool!
Why is an orphan into worshiping Satan?
'Cause they get to call someone "master" and be freaky.
Why can’t anyone sing “hit me with your best shot” at the veterans ball karaoke?
Because every time it was sung... the line “fire away” caused massive confusion and shooting!
Hey girl, are you a diamond pick?
'Cause I'm as hard as obsidian.
Your mama is so fat. When she went skydiving, it caused a global panic.
I know your name is baller cause I'm gonna put my baller into yo MOTHER HOLLER!
Never give up, 'cause never gonna give you up.
Never gonna let you down, never gonna run around and desert you, never gonna make you cry, never gonna say goodbye, never gonna desert you.
Are you a hotdog stand? 'Cause you make my hotdog stand ;)
Why can’t fish play basketball?
'Cause they are scared of the net.
Why don't orphans play baseball? Cause they don't know where home is!
Why is a ketchup bottle like a kid? Cause they're like, "Squirt!" (squirt ketchup).
Why can’t orphans eat big bags of chips?
Cause they're family size. ✌🏻😂🤣😅🥲
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
'Cause mommy never gave them some.
Gwen, are you mad at me? Cause that was a faker.
Like the faker Gwen?