If you were a food what would you be?

Friend 1-Pizza cause I’m so cheesy

Friend 2-Chocolate chip cookie cause I have lots of friends

Me-donut cause I’m so empty inside

why can’t orphans work at S.C Johnson

Cause it’s a family company

To the guy asking what joy I find in suicide jokes, the answer is simple. I make suicide jokes to cope with my crippling depression. Must be working, cause I’m still here

I wish my hair was depressed Cause then it would cut itself

Are you suicide, cause you’re always on my mind

people talking me asking whats the worst day in the year for them. Person 1: The first day of school cause i don’t like going to school

Person 2: Valentines day cause its to lovey

Me: oh nice mines my birthday cause its when i was born

i got kicked out of the hospital cause i told all the Covid-19 patents to stay positive.

Who’s the fastest reader

Me cause I’ll be jumping off so many stories

Why is 10 so scared. Cause it was in the middle of 9/11

I wanna be a Christmas decoration cause they always do be hanging

Are you depression 'cause you’re always on my mind~

Funny thing happened today, my dad came home from work which is weird cause he’s a suicide bomber.

Q: Why did the Orphan get an IPhone X for their birthday?

A: Cause it don’t have a home button

Teacher: Johnny can you use a sentence with definitely in it Little Johnny: Do farts have lumps in them Teacher: of cause not Johnny Little Johnny: then I’ve definitely shat myself

Why did the picture go to jail? Cause it was framed!

yo mamas so fat that she doesn’t need internet cause she is already world wide

Do want to know why they call it an orphanage? Cause they couldn’t call it orphans home

Are you a grave, 'cause I want you on me

I was cooking eggs the other day. It was very EGGxiting, all though, I was EGGxaggerating, but, if you think that wasn’t funny to you, then your hard boiled, that’s all for today YOLKS, so I said before several cats starting fighting, that sht was a CATastrophe, these kittens were all like “You’ve gotta be KITTEN me.” Mean while, in the ocean, they just waved, SEA what I did there? You SHORE you didn’t? Oh, alright, that’s okay bud- I guess these ocean puns are too DEEP for you. No? Okay- but, you know why the skeleton was lonely, eh? Oh, cause he had NO BODY. Why didn’t the skeleton ask the girl out? He didn’t have the guts. What did the skeleton do to his gf? He BNED her. No? Alright. Those didn’t make you laugh? Maybe I should hit your funny bone.

Why are we depressed, is it because that bully in your school, or that you have acne, how about when you listen to you sad song playlist, maybe cause you have no friends, Or is it the fact your anime girlfriend is fake. T^T