Why did the picture go to jail? Cause it was framed!
Why can't orphans work at S.C Johnson? Cause it's a family company.
If you were a food what would you be?
Friend 1-Pizza cause I’m so cheesy
Friend 2-Chocolate chip cookie cause I have lots of friends
Me-donut cause I’m so empty inside
we all hear cause we cut our selfs right i mean JK
Why do orphans hate milk? Cause their family is still shopping for it!
Did you know that towels are the leading cause of dry skin
"Suicide is the 10th leading cause of death"?
Maybe in infidel America but.... it is #1 in the Glorious Iran
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Why can’t Michael Jackson get within 500 meters of a school?
Cause he’s dead
Why did the orange go blind? Cause he was low on vitamin c
Why did the pen stop writing? CAUSE THE PEN WASNT VERY DEPENDABLE
What's the number 1 cause of pedophilia?
Sexy kids.
To the guy asking what joy I find in suicide jokes, the answer is simple. I make suicide jokes to cope with my crippling depression. Must be working, cause I'm still here
why are orphan so bad a doge ball cause no one misses them
Why Cant Dinosaurs Clap? Cause They are Dead
I wish my hair was depressed Cause then it would cut itself
One of my friends named Jill had a drug overdose. She didn’t have any of that drug after that. For the rest of her life she acted very high. When she died, it was because of natural causes, not the drug. So this proves that a lethal dose is also a life time supply.
There's nothing more depressing than a failed suicide attempt. 18. What caused the Great depression? A lack of comedians.
why did the emo kid like the all black oreos cause there dark.
What do you call someone who wants to jump off a building? Cause they want to become super man.
why did sally fall off the swing? cause she had no arms knock knock? who's there, not sally
