To the guy asking what joy I find in suicide jokes, the answer is simple. I make suicide jokes to cope with my crippling depression. Must be working, cause I’m still here

Why did the picture go to jail? Cause it was framed!

Lost my virginity to a down syndrome the other day… only cause I wanted my first time to be special…

Who’s the fastest reader

Me cause I’ll be jumping off so many stories

Did you know that towels are the leading cause of dry skin

How many babys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Must be more then 9 cause my basement is still dark

Boy goes to Confession Boy " What are you doing father" Priest “Its called masturbation and soon you will be doing it" Boy " Why do you say that father" Priest " Cause my hand is getting tired”

These two guys were at a bar flirting with these girls the guy says " Are you a parking ticket, cause you got fine written all over you" The girl turn and say “How about you pay for them and then I can pay you back with me getting all over you”

Why don’t mexicans cross the border in groups of 3? Cause the sign says “No Trespassing”

A kid is arrested for a school shooting threat he is then apprehended and asked why he wanted to do this. He responds with “what do you mean I already did it” then the police ran back to the school to aprehend the other people he was planing it with the cops busted in through the doors which caused a smoke trap to go off which then the cops saw three people walk in and the police begin to fire. But as the smoke began to clear the cops saw that the three people were 16 kids duck taped to rolling poles 4 per pole. Back to the station holding the kid being apprehended. the kid puts his feet up on a chair and said “Aww it pays to be lazy!”

I was cooking eggs the other day. It was very EGGxiting, all though, I was EGGxaggerating, but, if you think that wasn’t funny to you, then your hard boiled, that’s all for today YOLKS, so I said before several cats starting fighting, that sht was a CATastrophe, these kittens were all like “You’ve gotta be KITTEN me.” Mean while, in the ocean, they just waved, SEA what I did there? You SHORE you didn’t? Oh, alright, that’s okay bud- I guess these ocean puns are too DEEP for you. No? Okay- but, you know why the skeleton was lonely, eh? Oh, cause he had NO BODY. Why didn’t the skeleton ask the girl out? He didn’t have the guts. What did the skeleton do to his gf? He BNED her. No? Alright. Those didn’t make you laugh? Maybe I should hit your funny bone.

anything can be funny with the right delivery except for abortion jokes cause there is no delivery

Do want to know why they call it an orphanage? Cause they couldn’t call it orphans home

why can’t orphans work at S.C Johnson

Cause it’s a family company

I’m really worried for Steven Hawkins cause how us he going to climb the stairway to heaven

Do you have a shovel in your back pocket?

Why?

Cause I’m digging that ass

Why Cant Dinosaurs Clap? Cause They are Dead

Why did the guitarist go to prison? Cause he fingered A minor

Are you an egg, cause you CRACK me up

How many hookers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One, cause they’ll screw anything

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