If you were a food what would you be?
Friend 1-Pizza cause I’m so cheesy
Friend 2-Chocolate chip cookie cause I have lots of friends
Me-donut cause I’m so empty inside
Cause Jokes
why can’t orphans work at S.C Johnson
Cause it’s a family company
To the guy asking what joy I find in suicide jokes, the answer is simple. I make suicide jokes to cope with my crippling depression. Must be working, cause I’m still here
I wish my hair was depressed Cause then it would cut itself
Are you suicide, cause you’re always on my mind
I wanna be a Christmas decoration cause they always do be hanging
Who’s the fastest reader
Me cause I’ll be jumping off so many stories
i got kicked out of the hospital cause i told all the Covid-19 patents to stay positive.
Why is 10 so scared. Cause it was in the middle of 9/11
people talking me asking whats the worst day in the year for them. Person 1: The first day of school cause i don’t like going to school
Person 2: Valentines day cause its to lovey
Me: oh nice mines my birthday cause its when i was born
Are you depression 'cause you’re always on my mind~
Funny thing happened today, my dad came home from work which is weird cause he’s a suicide bomber.
Q: Why did the Orphan get an IPhone X for their birthday?
A: Cause it don’t have a home button
Teacher: Johnny can you use a sentence with definitely in it Little Johnny: Do farts have lumps in them Teacher: of cause not Johnny Little Johnny: then I’ve definitely shat myself
Why did the picture go to jail? Cause it was framed!
Do want to know why they call it an orphanage? Cause they couldn’t call it orphans home
Why is the USA bad a at clash Royale?, cause they already lost two towers
yo mamas so fat that she doesn’t need internet cause she is already world wide
Are you a grave, 'cause I want you on me
Are you suicide? Cause I’m trynna commit to you