Cause

Cause Jokes

Donut

If you were a food, what would you be?

Friend 1: "Pizza, cause I'm so cheesy."

Friend 2: "Chocolate chip cookie, cause I have lots of friends."

Me: "Donut, cause I'm so empty inside."

Joy

To the guy asking what joy I find in suicide jokes, the answer is simple. I make suicide jokes to cope with my crippling depression. Must be working, cause I'm still here.

Hair

I wish my hair was depressed.

Cause then it would cut itself.

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  • Song

    What songs do people with no arms listen to?

    None, 'cause they can’t press play.

    Taco

    "Why don't you want to taco 'bout it?"

    "Cause I'm nacho friend anymore."

    Egg

    I was cooking eggs the other day. It was very egg-citing, although, I was exaggerating, but, if you think that wasn’t funny to you, then you’re hard-boiled. That’s all for today, yolks! So I said before several cats starting fighting, that sh*t was a catastrophe. These kittens were all like “You’ve gotta be kitten me.” Meanwhile, in the ocean, they just waved, see what I did there? You shore you didn’t? Oh, alright, that’s okay bud- I guess these ocean puns are too deep for you. No? Okay- but, you know why the skeleton was lonely, eh? Oh, cause he had no body. Why didn’t the skeleton ask the girl out? He didn’t have the guts. What did the skeleton do to his gf? He boned her. No? Alright. Those didn’t make you laugh? Maybe I should hit your funny bone.

    Moon

    Why is the Moon red today?

    The reason why the Moon takes on a reddish color during totality is a phenomenon called Rayleigh scattering. It is the same mechanism responsible for causing colorful sunrises and sunsets, and for the sky to look blue.

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  • Hoe

    SHAENAYA WANTS TO SUCK EVERYBOYS DICK BESIDES MINE CAUSE SHE A THIRSTY HOE.

    Reader

    Who's the fastest reader?

    Me, 'cause I'll be jumping off so many stories.

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  • Hospital

    I got kicked out of the hospital because I told all the COVID-19 patients to stay positive.

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  • American

    Why are so many Americans stupid? Because they shoot the ones that go to school.

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  • Birthday

    People were talking and asking what's the worst day of the year for them.

    Person 1: "The first day of school because I don't like going to school."

    Person 2: "Valentine's day because it's too lovey."

    Me: "Oh nice, mine is my birthday because it's when I was born."

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  • Science

    Q: Why can't science be combined with religion?

    A: 'Cause science creates skyscrapers and planes, while religion combines them.