Cause Jokes

Anonymous
in Depression

If you were a food what would you be?

Friend 1-Pizza cause I’m so cheesy

Friend 2-Chocolate chip cookie cause I have lots of friends

Me-donut cause I’m so empty inside

richie
in Orphan

why can’t orphans work at S.C Johnson

Cause it’s a family company

Nah Fam

To the guy asking what joy I find in suicide jokes, the answer is simple. I make suicide jokes to cope with my crippling depression. Must be working, cause I’m still here

Anonymous
in Depression

I wish my hair was depressed Cause then it would cut itself

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Anonymous
in Depression

Are you suicide, cause you’re always on my mind

Anonymous

I wanna be a Christmas decoration cause they always do be hanging

Anonymous

Who’s the fastest reader

Me cause I’ll be jumping off so many stories

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Joe Mamma
in Wrong

i got kicked out of the hospital cause i told all the Covid-19 patents to stay positive.

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Anonymous

Why is 10 so scared. Cause it was in the middle of 9/11

Anonymous
in Depression

people talking me asking whats the worst day in the year for them. Person 1: The first day of school cause i don’t like going to school

Person 2: Valentines day cause its to lovey

Me: oh nice mines my birthday cause its when i was born

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Nothing
in Depression

Are you depression 'cause you’re always on my mind~

Anonymous

Funny thing happened today, my dad came home from work which is weird cause he’s a suicide bomber.

Konnor118 On Youtube
in Orphanage

Q: Why did the Orphan get an IPhone X for their birthday?

A: Cause it don’t have a home button

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K H
in Little Johnny

Teacher: Johnny can you use a sentence with definitely in it Little Johnny: Do farts have lumps in them Teacher: of cause not Johnny Little Johnny: then I’ve definitely shat myself

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Anonymous
in Puns

Why did the picture go to jail? Cause it was framed!

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P....lover
in Orphan

Do want to know why they call it an orphanage? Cause they couldn’t call it orphans home

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Anonymous

Why is the USA bad a at clash Royale?, cause they already lost two towers

hell nah bra
in Yo mama

yo mamas so fat that she doesn’t need internet cause she is already world wide

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Anonymous
in Depression

Are you a grave, 'cause I want you on me

purge#0911
in Depression

Are you suicide? Cause I’m trynna commit to you