Cause jokes
Why is a sweet potato casserole so sweet? Because it's so sweet to eat!
Why was the baseball player stuck in the stadium?
'Cause he made his home run.
Sans: Why did the skeleton go to the party?
Papyrus: Why?
Sans: 'Cause he was too fat and ugly!
Papyrus: AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHA LOLOL,OLOLOL
Q: Why did the baby cross the road? A: It was stapled to the chicken.
Q: Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead.
Q: Why did the baby fall out of the tree? A: Because it was stapled to the koala.
Q: Why did the tree fall over? A: The koala never let go.
Q: Why did the kangaroo die? A: Because the koala landed on it.
Why do cannibals not like to eat clowns?
Cause they taste funny!
Me going crazy cause my enemy won a BFDI :
Why'd I cum all over your mummy's panties? 'Cause she's hot af.
LOLOLOOLOLLOL
Why did the man say, "I'm stuck?" Because he was...
A gay man enters a bar. At the counter, he sees a skinhead sitting, which he somehow finds cute. He gathers all his courage, goes to the skinhead and whispers to him, "Do you want a blowjob?"
The skinhead punches the gay man in the face with his fist, causing him to go down. Then he drags him outside into the parking lot and kicks him again with his boots before going back inside and sitting down at the counter.
"Man," says the bartender, "but you beat him up quite a bit! What did the man even say to you that you were so freaked out?"
"I don't know," replies the skinhead, "something about a job..."
Why is Hugh's mum so fucking fat?
Because she ate the 34 other kids she had but now only has 6,789.
Me: I must have a mirror in my jeans, 'cause I see you in my pants.
Q: Why did the vegetable cross the road?
A: 'Cause someone let go of the handle bars.
I need to go to the hospital because I'm getting shot by a PUN.
Are you a rope? Cause I'm tryna put you around my neck 😏
Your hairline so back it caused 9/11.
Q: Why is America bad at chess?
A: Because they already lost two towers.
Why is the orphan cold?
'Cause there's no one to cuddle with.
Why did everyone dislike Little Johnny at school?
'Cause he pierced everyone's livers with a .357 magnum.
Why don't orphans play Minecraft?
Because Technoblade is on the platform.
Why did the clown not attack Mike? Because they bouncee.
When a person went to a restaurant, they died once they were in. Three people were a suspect. Two were suspected because she served the food. Turns out, it was the food!