Cause jokes
Why was the baseball player stuck in the stadium?
'Cause he made his home run.
Sans: Why did the skeleton go to the party?
Papyrus: Why?
Sans: 'Cause he was too fat and ugly!
Papyrus: AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHA LOLOL,OLOLOL
Q: Why did the baby cross the road? A: It was stapled to the chicken.
Q: Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead.
Q: Why did the baby fall out of the tree? A: Because it was stapled to the koala.
Q: Why did the tree fall over? A: The koala never let go.
Q: Why did the kangaroo die? A: Because the koala landed on it.
Why'd I cum all over your mummy's panties? 'Cause she's hot af.
LOLOLOOLOLLOL
Why did the man say, "I'm stuck?" Because he was...
Bro how are my favorite rappers gonna make good music if they can’t pop PERKIES
Why do cannibals not like to eat clowns?
Cause they taste funny!
Why can't orphans play Monopoly?
Because they can't put a house.
Yo mama's so ugly, she went into a haunted house......
And came back out with a job application, then that ran away *CAUSE SHE'S A UGLY FUCK*
Q: Why is America bad at chess?
A: Because they already lost two towers.
Why did everyone dislike Little Johnny at school?
'Cause he pierced everyone's livers with a .357 magnum.
Why don't orphans play Minecraft?
Because Technoblade is on the platform.
Why is the orphan cold?
'Cause there's no one to cuddle with.
Why didn't the bitch ass skeleton fly?
'Cause me mum flew all the way and Trevor is a boofahead.
Q: Why did the vegetable cross the road?
A: 'Cause someone let go of the handle bars.
I need to go to the hospital because I'm getting shot by a PUN.
Are you a rope? Cause I'm tryna put you around my neck 😏
Your hairline so back it caused 9/11.
Why is Hugh's mum so fucking fat?
Because she ate the 34 other kids she had but now only has 6,789.
Me: I must have a mirror in my jeans, 'cause I see you in my pants.
Why did the clown not attack Mike? Because they bouncee.