Cause jokes
Q: Why did the baby cross the road? A: It was stapled to the chicken.
Q: Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead.
Q: Why did the baby fall out of the tree? A: Because it was stapled to the koala.
Q: Why did the tree fall over? A: The koala never let go.
Q: Why did the kangaroo die? A: Because the koala landed on it.
Why'd I cum all over your mummy's panties? 'Cause she's hot af.
LOLOLOOLOLLOL
Why do cannibals not like to eat clowns?
Cause they taste funny!
Why did the man say, "I'm stuck?" Because he was...
Are you a rope? Cause I'm tryna put you around my neck 😏
Your hairline so back it caused 9/11.
Why did everyone dislike Little Johnny at school?
'Cause he pierced everyone's livers with a .357 magnum.
Why don't orphans play Minecraft?
Because Technoblade is on the platform.
I need to go to the hospital because I'm getting shot by a PUN.
Why didn't the bitch ass skeleton fly?
'Cause me mum flew all the way and Trevor is a boofahead.
Q: Why is America bad at chess?
A: Because they already lost two towers.
Why is the orphan cold?
'Cause there's no one to cuddle with.
Why can't orphans play Monopoly?
Because they can't put a house.
Yo mama's so ugly, she went into a haunted house......
And came back out with a job application, then that ran away *CAUSE SHE'S A UGLY FUCK*
When a person went to a restaurant, they died once they were in. Three people were a suspect. Two were suspected because she served the food. Turns out, it was the food!
Why did the clown not attack Mike? Because they bouncee.
I'm lonely, but all I have is my cheeseburger, but what is the matter of living if you only have one thing?
But a cheeseburger is all you need 'cause it has 1,000,000,000,000 bucks man, so I can't just take it and spend it wherever I want.
Why is Hugh's mum so fucking fat?
Because she ate the 34 other kids she had but now only has 6,789.
Q: Why did the vegetable cross the road?
A: 'Cause someone let go of the handle bars.
Me: I must have a mirror in my jeans, 'cause I see you in my pants.