Hey girl, are you a diamond pick?
'Cause I'm as hard as obsidian.
-Attention To Everyone-I'm not going to be on for 2 weeks because i was in a bike accident or more like a motorcycle I was ran off the road when my 16 year old brother was taking me for a ride. Now I can't use my legs cause well you know. I will be taking a break because I don't want to move my legs that much.
Why was the sun afraid of the ocean?
Cause 7 8 9
Why didn’t the Japanese guy get a high five? Cause Logan Paul left him hanging...
Can I tell you a cat joke?
Yes, 'cause it's purr-fect.
Did you fart, cause you blew me away?
Why did the orphan chase the family? Because he was jealous that he did not have a family.
Are you a toaster? 'Cause I wanna take a bath with you.
Are you a knife? 'Cause you make me wanna KMS.
Are you a painting? 'Cause I hang you.
Are you the flu? 'Cause you make me wanna hurl.
Are you a newspaper? 'Cause you have new problems every day.
Are you the ground? 'Cause I'm six feet deep in you ;)
Why do ya’ll call a pickup truck- cause ya got a flat tire
why does the athlete isnt in the full bus cause she is trying to fit in
Why do men lick girls boobs in sex Cause they are just boys
why did the orphan like milk???cause their parents went to get milk and never came back
“Why didn’t the toilet paper cross the road”? “Cause there was a crack”
Were u born on a highway cause that’s were accident mostly happen
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Cause it was stapled to the chicken.
This is about Gwen.
I don't know her, but people are just causing too much drama over one person who never said one thing to them.
Know why they call gonorrhea gonorrhea?
'Cause once you have it, everyone is gone.
Why Satan didn't stop sending messages to God about hell?
'Cause they made a juice out of him.
Why did Stephen Hawking fall over?
'Cause he had a screw loose!
Why does Samsung sell TVs? 'Cause they make them! 😂🤣
