Cause jokes
Why can’t anyone sing “hit me with your best shot” at the veterans ball karaoke?
Because every time it was sung... the line “fire away” caused massive confusion and shooting!
Why is an orphan into worshiping Satan?
'Cause they get to call someone "master" and be freaky.
How did they know the teacher onboard the spaceship had dandruff?
Cause her Head and Shoulders were everywhere!
I either added you because we have shit tons of mutuals, or 'cause I'd let you spit alcohol in my mouth.
I'll let you decide.
Why is a ketchup bottle like a kid? Cause they're like, "Squirt!" (squirt ketchup).
Why can’t orphans eat big bags of chips?
Cause they're family size. ✌🏻😂🤣😅🥲
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
'Cause mommy never gave them some.
Gwen, are you mad at me? Cause that was a faker.
Like the faker Gwen?
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
'Cause it got knocked down on its way.
Bitch: Nice eyebrows.
Me: Yeah, where's yours, motherfucker?
Bitch: (Realizing she shaved them off cause she thought it would look cool)
There is a ghost baseball game and one team loses because of one player so they start booing him!
Why was the cow scared? Cause he had a nightmoo-r.
So, a guy walked into the store and said to the worker: "Is this free?"
Then the worker said: "Nope, 'cause I'm on sale!"
They call me Elsa cause I’m too icy! 🥶❄️
Hey girl, are you a diamond pick?
'Cause I'm as hard as obsidian.
Your mama is so fat. When she went skydiving, it caused a global panic.
Why don't orphans play baseball? Cause they don't know where home is!
Attention to everyone, I'm not going to be on for 2 weeks because I was in a bike accident, or more like a motorcycle accident. I was ran off the road when my 16 year old brother was taking me for a ride. Now I can't use my legs cause, well, you know. I will be taking a break because I don't want to move my legs that much.
Why didn’t the Japanese guy get a high five? Cause Logan Paul left him hanging...
Why was the sun afraid of the ocean?
'Cause 7 8 9.