Cause jokes
There is a ghost baseball game and one team loses because of one player so they start booing him!
How did they know the teacher onboard the spaceship had dandruff?
Cause her Head and Shoulders were everywhere!
How can you tell it's a gay barbecue?
'Cause all the hot dogs taste like shit.
Why can’t anyone sing “hit me with your best shot” at the veterans ball karaoke?
Because every time it was sung... the line “fire away” caused massive confusion and shooting!
Why don't orphans play baseball? Cause they don't know where home is!
Why can’t fish play basketball?
'Cause they are scared of the net.
Are you a hotdog stand? 'Cause you make my hotdog stand ;)
I know your name is baller cause I'm gonna put my baller into yo MOTHER HOLLER!
Never give up, 'cause never gonna give you up.
Never gonna let you down, never gonna run around and desert you, never gonna make you cry, never gonna say goodbye, never gonna desert you.
When a boy points at his parents, they disappear.
Your mama is so fat. When she went skydiving, it caused a global panic.
Hey girl, are you a diamond pick?
'Cause I'm as hard as obsidian.
Why am I in jail?
All I did was cause 9/11.
Why'd my grandpa fall over?
'Cause I clapped his cheeks, fool!
I either added you because we have shit tons of mutuals, or 'cause I'd let you spit alcohol in my mouth.
I'll let you decide.
Why is an orphan into worshiping Satan?
'Cause they get to call someone "master" and be freaky.
Why is a ketchup bottle like a kid? Cause they're like, "Squirt!" (squirt ketchup).
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
'Cause mommy never gave them some.
Gwen, are you mad at me? Cause that was a faker.
Like the faker Gwen?
Why can’t orphans eat big bags of chips?
Cause they're family size. ✌🏻😂🤣😅🥲