Cause jokes
So, a guy walked into the store and said to the worker: "Is this free?"
Then the worker said: "Nope, 'cause I'm on sale!"
They call me Elsa cause Iβm too icy! π₯ΆβοΈ
There is a ghost baseball game and one team loses because of one player so they start booing him!
Why was the cow scared? Cause he had a nightmoo-r.
How did they know the teacher onboard the spaceship had dandruff?
Cause her Head and Shoulders were everywhere!
Memes
VAPING IS ALSO BAD
Is your MBTI type INFP? Cause you're so FiNe.
Attention to everyone, I'm not going to be on for 2 weeks because I was in a bike accident, or more like a motorcycle accident. I was ran off the road when my 16 year old brother was taking me for a ride. Now I can't use my legs cause, well, you know. I will be taking a break because I don't want to move my legs that much.
Why did the man become stupid?
Cause he was suicidal, herbivorous. Ja...
Why was the sun afraid of the ocean?
'Cause 7 8 9.
Why didnβt the Japanese guy get a high five? Cause Logan Paul left him hanging...
Can I tell you a cat joke?
Yes, 'cause it's purr-fect.
Did you fart, cause you blew me away?
Why did the orphan chase the family? Because he was jealous that he did not have a family.
Are you a toaster? 'Cause I wanna take a bath with you.
Are you a knife? 'Cause you make me wanna KMS.
Are you a painting? 'Cause I hang you.
Are you the flu? 'Cause you make me wanna hurl.
Are you a newspaper? 'Cause you have new problems every day.
Are you the ground? 'Cause I'm six feet deep in you ;)
Why do yβall call a pickup truck?
'Cause ya got a flat tire.
Why isn't the athlete in the full bus? Because she is trying to fit in.
Are you a blood bender? 'Cause you're making my blood go southπ€.
Why did the orphan like milk?
Because their parents went to get milk and never came back!
Why do men lick girls' boobs in sex?
'Cause they are just boys.
Why did the mailman die?
'Cause everyone dies.