Were u born on a highway cause that’s were accident mostly happen
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Cause it was stapled to the chicken.
This is about Gwen.
I don't know her, but people are just causing too much drama over one person who never said one thing to them.
Know why they call gonorrhea gonorrhea?
'Cause once you have it, everyone is gone.
Why Satan didn't stop sending messages to God about hell?
'Cause they made a juice out of him.
Why did Stephen Hawking fall over?
'Cause he had a screw loose!
Why does Samsung sell TVs? 'Cause they make them! 😂🤣
Why did the mailman die?
'Cause everyone dies.
Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream?
Because he was dead.
Are you a waterfall?
'Cause I'm falling for you.
Why did Lucas die?
'Cause he was old, Lucas.
This is a bad one but why do orphans hate their life even more in 2021?
Cause kids just laugh at them...
Why does Peter Pan always fly
Cause he neverlands
Why don’t orphans have parents. Cause they were abandoned.
Question: Why can't you trust a tree?
Answer: 'Cause they are always shady.
Why did the chicken cross the road Be- cause he wanted to get to the other side and see his friend...
Have you ever stepped foot in Stephen Hawkins house? cause hasn’t either.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan? Cause they can’t tell there parents
Three copycats on a boat, one jumps off. How many are left? Zero, because they're copycats!
Dani: What's so funny?
Tess: Your face! 'Cause you're ugly!
Dani: WHY!!!!!!!
