Cause jokes
Why canβt orphans eat big bags of chips?
Cause they're family size. βπ»ππ€£π π₯²
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
'Cause mommy never gave them some.
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
'Cause it got knocked down on its way.
Bitch: Nice eyebrows.
Me: Yeah, where's yours, motherfucker?
Bitch: (Realizing she shaved them off cause she thought it would look cool)
So, a guy walked into the store and said to the worker: "Is this free?"
Then the worker said: "Nope, 'cause I'm on sale!"
Memes
VAPING IS ALSO BAD
They call me Elsa cause Iβm too icy! π₯ΆβοΈ
There is a ghost baseball game and one team loses because of one player so they start booing him!
Why was the cow scared? Cause he had a nightmoo-r.
How did they know the teacher onboard the spaceship had dandruff?
Cause her Head and Shoulders were everywhere!
Attention to everyone, I'm not going to be on for 2 weeks because I was in a bike accident, or more like a motorcycle accident. I was ran off the road when my 16 year old brother was taking me for a ride. Now I can't use my legs cause, well, you know. I will be taking a break because I don't want to move my legs that much.
Why did the man become stupid?
Cause he was suicidal, herbivorous. Ja...
Why was the sun afraid of the ocean?
'Cause 7 8 9.
Why didnβt the Japanese guy get a high five? Cause Logan Paul left him hanging...
Can I tell you a cat joke?
Yes, 'cause it's purr-fect.
Did you fart, cause you blew me away?
Why did the orphan chase the family? Because he was jealous that he did not have a family.
Are you a toaster? 'Cause I wanna take a bath with you.
Are you a knife? 'Cause you make me wanna KMS.
Are you a painting? 'Cause I hang you.
Are you the flu? 'Cause you make me wanna hurl.
Are you a newspaper? 'Cause you have new problems every day.
Are you the ground? 'Cause I'm six feet deep in you ;)
Why do yβall call a pickup truck?
'Cause ya got a flat tire.
Why isn't the athlete in the full bus? Because she is trying to fit in.
Are you a blood bender? 'Cause you're making my blood go southπ€.