Cause jokes
Why is an orphan into worshiping Satan?
'Cause they get to call someone "master" and be freaky.
Why is a ketchup bottle like a kid? Cause they're like, "Squirt!" (squirt ketchup).
Why can’t orphans eat big bags of chips?
Cause they're family size. ✌🏻😂🤣😅🥲
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
'Cause it got knocked down on its way.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
'Cause mommy never gave them some.
Gwen, are you mad at me? Cause that was a faker.
Like the faker Gwen?
Why was the cow scared? Cause he had a nightmoo-r.
There is a ghost baseball game and one team loses because of one player so they start booing him!
So, a guy walked into the store and said to the worker: "Is this free?"
Then the worker said: "Nope, 'cause I'm on sale!"
How did they know the teacher onboard the spaceship had dandruff?
Cause her Head and Shoulders were everywhere!
Is your MBTI type INFP? Cause you're so FiNe.
Hey girl, are you a diamond pick?
'Cause I'm as hard as obsidian.
Why am I in jail?
All I did was cause 9/11.
Your mama is so fat. When she went skydiving, it caused a global panic.
If you think Tracy Latimer's murder was in any way justified, put on your helmet 'cause you're about to miss the short bus.
How can you tell it's a gay barbecue?
'Cause all the hot dogs taste like shit.
When a boy points at his parents, they disappear.
They call me Elsa cause I’m too icy! 🥶❄️
Bitch: Nice eyebrows.
Me: Yeah, where's yours, motherfucker?
Bitch: (Realizing she shaved them off cause she thought it would look cool)
Attention to everyone, I'm not going to be on for 2 weeks because I was in a bike accident, or more like a motorcycle accident. I was ran off the road when my 16 year old brother was taking me for a ride. Now I can't use my legs cause, well, you know. I will be taking a break because I don't want to move my legs that much.