Cause jokes
They call me Elsa cause Iβm too icy! π₯ΆβοΈ
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
'Cause it got knocked down on its way.
Bitch: Nice eyebrows.
Me: Yeah, where's yours, motherfucker?
Bitch: (Realizing she shaved them off cause she thought it would look cool)
Why was the cow scared? Cause he had a nightmoo-r.
So, a guy walked into the store and said to the worker: "Is this free?"
Then the worker said: "Nope, 'cause I'm on sale!"
Memes
VAPING IS ALSO BAD
There is a ghost baseball game and one team loses because of one player so they start booing him!
How did they know the teacher onboard the spaceship had dandruff?
Cause her Head and Shoulders were everywhere!
Why am I in jail?
All I did was cause 9/11.
How can you tell it's a gay barbecue?
'Cause all the hot dogs taste like shit.
When a boy points at his parents, they disappear.
Is your MBTI type INFP? Cause you're so FiNe.
Are you a razor? 'Cause you make me red.
If you think Tracy Latimer's murder was in any way justified, put on your helmet 'cause you're about to miss the short bus.
Attention to everyone, I'm not going to be on for 2 weeks because I was in a bike accident, or more like a motorcycle accident. I was ran off the road when my 16 year old brother was taking me for a ride. Now I can't use my legs cause, well, you know. I will be taking a break because I don't want to move my legs that much.
Why was the sun afraid of the ocean?
'Cause 7 8 9.
Why did the man become stupid?
Cause he was suicidal, herbivorous. Ja...
Why didnβt the Japanese guy get a high five? Cause Logan Paul left him hanging...
Did you fart, cause you blew me away?
Why did the orphan chase the family? Because he was jealous that he did not have a family.
Can I tell you a cat joke?
Yes, 'cause it's purr-fect.