Attention to everyone, I'm not going to be on for 2 weeks because I was in a bike accident, or more like a motorcycle accident. I was ran off the road when my 16 year old brother was taking me for a ride. Now I can't use my legs cause, well, you know. I will be taking a break because I don't want to move my legs that much.
Cause Jokes
Why didn’t the Japanese guy get a high five? Cause Logan Paul left him hanging...
Why did the man become stupid?
Cause he was suicidal, herbivorous. Ja...
Why was the sun afraid of the ocean?
'Cause 7 8 9.
Did you fart, cause you blew me away?
Why did the orphan chase the family? Because he was jealous that he did not have a family.
Can I tell you a cat joke?
Yes, 'cause it's purr-fect.
Are you a toaster? 'Cause I wanna take a bath with you.
Are you a knife? 'Cause you make me wanna KMS.
Are you a painting? 'Cause I hang you.
Are you the flu? 'Cause you make me wanna hurl.
Are you a newspaper? 'Cause you have new problems every day.
Are you the ground? 'Cause I'm six feet deep in you ;)
Why do y’all call a pickup truck?
'Cause ya got a flat tire.
Why isn't the athlete in the full bus? Because she is trying to fit in.
Are you a blood bender? 'Cause you're making my blood go south🖤.
Why did the orphan like milk?
Because their parents went to get milk and never came back!
Why do men lick girls' boobs in sex?
'Cause they are just boys.
Why did Stephen Hawking fall over?
'Cause he had a screw loose!
Why can't orphans play cricket?
'Cause they don't know where the home is.
Why does Peter Pan always fly?
'Cause he Neverlands.
Why can’t orphans go to college?
'Cause they have no one to talk to.
This is about Gwen.
I don't know her, but people are just causing too much drama over one person who never said one thing to them.
Know why they call gonorrhea gonorrhea?
'Cause once you have it, everyone is gone.
Why Satan didn't stop sending messages to God about hell?
'Cause they made a juice out of him.
