3 citizens were going through an exam to become agents of the FBI, their instructor handed the first guy a gun in a room with his wife and said he had to shoot them, he walked out in shame and said he couldn't do it. The second guy had the same scenario, he put the gun up but couldn't pull the trigger so he walked out in shame. The third guy was put in the same scenario, he walked out and told the instructor, "The gun wasn't loaded, I had to strangle the bitch."
I went to the shooting range the other day after a while I realized I was the only one there so I decided to go home and saw on the news that there was a mass school shooting and there were reporters on the scene, man I knew I should have stayed around a little longer.
What's the difference between a feminist and a suicide vest?
At least one does something when it is triggered.
I don't like the word gun
Whenever I say it people always get triggered
Do you know what you first feel when you shot someone?
The recoil.
What dose a peice of gum and a gun have in common
You pull one out everyone wants to be your friend
"Sanderson, fire a warning shot."
"Uhh sir, this is an M32 rotary grenade launcher."
"Ah potato-potato, just pull the trigger."
What do volcanoes and suicide bombers have in common?
They both erupt when triggered
what do a school shooter and a person with gum have in common. ones the pull it out everyone wants to be there friend.
What's the difference between a penis and a gun?
A child doesn't cry when a gun does off in its mouth
what does a gun and gum have in common?
when you pull one out everyone wants to be your friend.
What takes knowledge to do and also takes knowledge away? Looking down the barrel and pulling the trigger😂
Why did the feminist kill herself?
Because she was TRIGGERED.
What happened when the gun dealer found his pistol in his shoe? He found that he had a piece in his sole!!
A teacher is teaching a class algebra. Timmy you've worked out it is ak but what is 59 minis 12. Timmy shakes his head not knowing the teacher asks how about ak 49 minus 2? Timmy replies with um... The teacher becomes frustrated and yells What comes after ak Timmy!? The white kid at the back stands shouts 47 and pulls the trigger.
True fact: Five out of six people think Russian roulette is safe. (Russian roulette is a game where you put 1 bullet in a pistol that has 6 chambers each person spins it and try not to land on the bullet to find out if you got the bullet or not you point the gun at yourself and pull the trigger)
When you accidentally wipe a little too hard and your finger goes up your bumhole, triggering flashbacks of when you were 10 and your uncle stayed a few weeks 😂
So I’m not sure if it’s a joke but I thought it was funny. So imagine u try to die by shooting yourself but you sneeze and pull the trigger... idk about you but I would’ve been mad. Because wtf I wasn’t readyyyy
I was struggling on a math test when a girl in a wheelchair leaned over and said, "Hey, this is the easiest thing I've done all day. " I was triggered, so the next day when we were doing the pledge, I leaned over and said, "This is the easiest thing I've done all day."
*trigger alert* why did the racist cop shut down the space brothel because there were too many black holes.
