Stink jokes
What did one butt cheek say to the other? “Between you and me, it stinks in here!”
Why did the guy's birthday party stink?
Because he was turning farty!
Ted stinks!
This ole boy picked up this hooker and was getting some head driving down the road, and she started gagging on it a little, and he said, "Oh yeah baby, you like that big dick, don't ya?" and she said, "Oh baby, it's not that, ya asshole stinks!"
Let's see what the orphans are gonna tell their parents about this: "Hey you buttheads, you stink!"
Looks like they didn't tell their parents.
Your mum stinks of disabled people.
Wanna know why?
I don't know either, you tell me.
Jack smells.
One day I was at church. I had to sit down. I said, "Who in the world stinks?" I looked down. Turns out it was me, and this is not a joke, but funny.
What do you call a skunk falling from the sky?
A stink bomb!
Grace...what stinks?
Wanna hear a poop joke?
Nah, they always stink.
It’s like I always tell my kids:
"Two in the pink, one in the stink."
What did Mother Mary say when God farted? Jesus Christ, you stink!
Roses are red, violets are blue, feminist pussy stinks, and yours does too.
Hey, stinks, you know why? 'Cause your butts dry!
Superman was flying one day when he saw Wonder Woman laying by the pool completely naked. He thought, "I can fuck her so fast she wouldn't even know what happened." So he then flew down to the pool and did fuck her.
Wonder Woman stood up and said, "What was that?" The Invisible Man said, "I don't know, but my asshole stinks!"
You stink!
My brother said, "Bruh, why you so ugly plus why do you stink?" Me: "Is that supposed to be a roast? I got one for you. Why do you look like you came out the wrong side of your mother? Instead of her stomach, you came out of her butt. That's why you were born with brown spots on your head. That's her poop, you stupid fuckface." My friends: "Ouch that's gotta hurt."
Why did the dinosaur take a bath?
So it can get ex-stinked!
Pooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooop.