What did one butt cheek say to the other? “Between you and me, it stinks in here!”
What do you call a skunk falling from the sky?
A stink bomb!
Why did the guy's birthday party stink?
Because he was turning farty!
Wanna hear a poop joke? Nah, they always stink
Man goes to the doctor. He has a banana sticking out of one ear, a carrot sticking out of the other ear, and a green bean sticking out of one nostril.
"Doctor, I'm not feeling well," the man complains.
"Well, it's no wonder," the doctor replies. "You're not eating right!"
What did Mother Mary say when God farted? Jesus Christ, you stink!
Why did the dinosaur take a bath?
So it can get ex-stinked!
Few jokes (sorry if they have already been used).
1 I couldn't figure out why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.
2 Why does Humpty Dumpty love autumn? Because he always has a great fall.
3 Have you heard the one about the skunk? Never mind, it really stinks.
4 It's always windy in a sports arena. All those fans.
5 What is the best day to go to the beach? Sunday, of course!
6 Comic Sans walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve your type here."
7 What's the easiest way to get straight As? Use a ruler.
8 Why were they called the Dark Ages? Because there were lots of knights.
What does the EPA issue when a person stinks up a room with their smelly farts?
Air quality alert code brown!
Your mum stinks of disabled people.
Wanna know why?
I don't know either, you tell me.
This ole boy picked up this hooker and was getting some head driving down the road, and she started gagging on it a little, and he said, "Oh yeah baby, you like that big dick, don't ya?" and she said, "Oh baby, it's not that, ya asshole stinks!"
Yo momma's armpits stink so bad she made Right Guard turn to left.
Dylan is so stinking when he goes for a poo poo! 😭🤣🤣
Why would you not let an elephant sleep in the same bed with you?
Because they stink and now the room smells like elephant shit.
One day I was at church. I had to sit down. I said, "Who in the world stinks?" I looked down. Turns out it was me, and this is not a joke, but funny.
You stink!
I am not telling you twice, your mouth stinks, so go burn your house down like a crazy mad woman, and I will call the cops like, "WTH," because you are so fat.
My bad, but you stink so bad you passed by a trashcan and it yelled, "Wow! I didn't know I had family!"
Pooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooop.
Superman was flying one day when he saw Wonder Woman laying by the pool completely naked. He thought, "I can fuck her so fast she wouldn't even know what happened." So he then flew down to the pool and did fuck her.
Wonder Woman stood up and said, "What was that?" The Invisible Man said, "I don't know, but my asshole stinks!"
