Stink jokes
What do you call a skunk falling from the sky?
A stink bomb!
Wanna hear a poop joke?
Nah, they always stink.
What did one butt cheek say to the other? “Between you and me, it stinks in here!”
Why did the guy's birthday party stink?
Because he was turning farty!
Wanna know why your pussy reminds me of a garbage bag?
Because you fill it, stretch it out, and let it stink for weeks.
My bad, but you stink so bad you passed by a trashcan and it yelled, "Wow! I didn't know I had family!"
Stinking poo poo bum.
Joke of the day: Your mum is so fat I saw her at Greg’s! 😭🤣
Why would you not let an elephant sleep in the same bed with you?
Because they stink and now the room smells like elephant shit.
I am not telling you twice, your mouth stinks, so go burn your house down like a crazy mad woman, and I will call the cops like, "WTH," because you are so fat.
Few jokes (sorry if they have already been used).
1 I couldn't figure out why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.
2 Why does Humpty Dumpty love autumn? Because he always has a great fall.
3 Have you heard the one about the skunk? Never mind, it really stinks.
4 It's always windy in a sports arena. All those fans.
5 What is the best day to go to the beach? Sunday, of course!
6 Comic Sans walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve your type here."
7 What's the easiest way to get straight As? Use a ruler.
8 Why were they called the Dark Ages? Because there were lots of knights.
Yo mama so smelly, she’s even banned from the perfume store!
What does the EPA issue when a person stinks up a room with their smelly farts?
Air quality alert code brown!
Yo momma's armpits stink so bad she made Right Guard turn to left.
Your mom stinks.
That is my joke.
You mom doesn’t really stink.
I know I am stupid. 🤕
Dylan is so stinking when he goes for a poo poo! 😭🤣🤣
You stink!
Why do you stink?
Because you haven't showered, tu, perro.
When I try to roast someone; Boiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii you stink!
You're so poor you stink like poo-poo in your doo-doo.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Your.
Your who?
Your hoochie coochie stinks.