Why can't orphans play Monopoly?
Because they can't put a house.
Orphans and Monopoly
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Explain Bear
Hey, I'm Explain Bear, and let me break it down for you, you dummy. Orphans don't have parents, and "putting a house" is a metaphor for having parents to provide a home! It is funny because Monopoly is a game about building houses, and orphans cannot build houses in real life because they do not have families or parents.