Why did only blonds show up at Saturday's party during the Corona crisis?
Because their computers flashed, "Virus blocked!"
Virus Blocked
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Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. This joke is saying that only blondes showed up to the party because their computers said "Virus blocked!" which sounds like "Virus blondes!". See? It's funny because it's making fun of blondes AND it references the Corona virus. You probably didn't catch that, dummy.
Anne Montague, Rosebud
Nurd engineer was proud of his pole lamp.
Wife says,"Why do you have an attachment to that ugly thing.
He answers. I didn't know it came with an attachment.
Anne Montague, Rosiebud
What's black, white and red all over.
Newspaper (read)
Anne
Why did the anthropologist name the new species of dinosaur, "2 Trusty"
Because it was killed by its own kind.
Anne Montague
A skunk is the worst smelling animal. What is the best smelling.
Ans: The bloodhound.
Anne Montague
Why can't Bostonians find parks when they travel?
Because they say, "Where's your pak, Man.
ANoNyMoUs
Your jokes are trash
hmmmm...
nahhh i think they're RLY good