Donald Trump wants to ban the sale of pre-shredded cheese. -- He wants to make America grate again.
Chuck Norris decided to sell his urine as an energy drink, which you now know as RedBull
Today, I spotted Johnny Depp on the clearance rack at Kmart. Kmart is currently trying to clear its inventory of wife-beaters.
I told my friend that if he ever wants 50% off something at a store just to take me with him and scan my wrist.
For Sale: Parachute. Used once, never opened, small stain.
For sale: Dead Canary.
Not going cheep.
I saw this advert in a window that said: “Television for sale, £1, volume stuck on full.” I thought, “I can’t turn that down.”
Do you want to buy my Hoover?
I mean... It's just collecting dust.
I drove by the gun shop the other day and everything was half off for back to school.
This was a few months ago. I used to help people load and unload inventory, one day I’m driving home after having lunch with my sister, and she asked if we can stop at the next gas station,I told her so you can weigh yourself on the truck scale.
Have you heard about the canoe sale down the road? It was an ordeal.
Do you know where priests go at night???????
To all night sale a boys r us
Michael Jackson was recently sighted at target. Why? The sale was all boys pants half off!
I sold my vacuum the other day. All I got was dust and my moms wig
How do you Get a discount off groceries
Scan the emo kids wrists
Maybe you should go on eBAY to see if they have a life for sale
i lost my virginity once and found it in a store being sold off
GRAVEYARD SAVINGS: While leafing through our local newspaper, I noticed this classified ad: “For sale: one used tombstone. Splendid opportunity for a family named Dingle.”
When your mum sold you on eBay of £2 pound for girls stripper
House for sale: five minutes from the beach or eight seconds if you fall.
