This was a few months ago. I used to help people load and unload inventory, one day I’m driving home after having lunch with my sister, and she asked if we can stop at the next gas station,I told her so you can weigh yourself on the truck scale.
I was walking down the street one day and I passed the gun store. I walked in and and everything was half off. I didn't know back to school sales had started already
Today, I spotted Johnny Depp on the clearance rack at Kmart. Kmart is currently trying to clear its inventory of wife-beaters.
Chuck Norris decided to sell his urine as an energy drink, which you now know as RedBull
Donald Trump wants to ban the sale of pre-shredded cheese. -- He wants to make America grate again.
I told my friend that if he ever wants 50% off something at a store just to take me with him and scan my wrist.
For Sale: Parachute. Used once, never opened, small stain.
For sale: Dead Canary.
Not going cheep.
I saw this advert in a window that said: “Television for sale, £1, volume stuck on full.” I thought, “I can’t turn that down.”
I drove by the gun shop the other day and everything was half off for back to school.
What does a pregnant slave and a pay less sale have in common? Buy one get one free
Michael Jackson has done something no one has ever done before. I'm not talking about his record sales or tickets sold. I'm talking about being born a black man, and dying a white woman. Incredible.
Do you want to buy my Hoover?
I mean... It's just collecting dust.
Someone should start a vaping company with the slogan: "Vapes that hit harder than your dad." Sales would skyrocket.
Have you heard about the canoe sale down the road? It was an ordeal.
Do you know where priests go at night???????
To all night sale a boys r us
Michael Jackson was recently sighted at target. Why? The sale was all boys pants half off!
I sold my vacuum the other day. All I got was dust and my moms wig
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What does Can do after eating it’s vegetables Go on eBay to see how much He can sell the Wheelchair for
