What do you call a group of Emo kids?
Suicide Squad.
What jumps and never let's go?
An Emo kid.
I bet all Emos want to be like their biggest influencers some day.
Dead.
Why do Emos want to be the "Scene" these days?
The only thing I've "Scene" from them is their suicide rate climbing, it's starting to climb quicker than they did to get to the top of whatever they jumped off.
Why is Stephen Hawking a bad influence to children?
Because he only looks one way when crossing the road
Why did the influencer terrorist get arrested? Because his tick tock blew up...
stephen was a mad role model, he never taught me to stand up for myself
What did the man who had sex with an instagram model in the reverse cowgirl position while going 90 on the freeway get charged for?
Driving under the influencer.
Why was Stephen Hawking a bad influence towards kids? Because he couldn’t stand for anything
