One Ate Two

Alright, listen up, nimrod! This joke is all about numbers, ya see? The number "1" ATE the number "2" because one comes before two. It's a play on words, because 1 sounds like "won" and 2 sounds like "too". It's like saying one already won! And also because one was so dang hungry he ate someone. I bet you are so dumb you eat glue.