Elsa jokes
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? Because she will let it go.
When Elsa said, "Let it go," you took it too seriously and let go of your hairline.
Today in 3rd grade English, the teacher asked the kids a question, "What turns on when you take your clothes off?"
Little Elsa blushed and screamed, "You can't ask that!"
The English teacher repeats the question and Elsa screams, "I'll tell my parents on you and get you fired!"
Finally, Little Tim raises his hand, "The shower, ma'am."
The English teacher clapped her hands, "Good job, Tim, and as for you Elsa, you do not have the body for that."
I am never letting Elsa take care of my dog again. Last time she just let it go.
Why can Elsa hold a balloon? She will "Let It Go"!
Figures
Elsa got a boyfriend, and the boyfriend wanted to try anal.
She wasn't too keen, but she just lay back and shouted "INTO THE UNKNOWN!"
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon?
Because she’ll let it goo!
Why did Elsa's dog run away?
Because she let it go!
1. What do you call cheese that's not yours? Nacho cheese.
2. Knock, knock. Who's there? Ash. Ash who? Achoo!
3. How does the ocean say hello? He waves.
4. Why can't Elsa have a balloon? Because she will let it go.
5. What do you call your enemy? You don't call it at all.
Yo mama's so poor that she only watches Frozen to hear Elsa sing "Let It Go."
Me: What did my sister do when she dressed up as Elsa and I gave her a balloon?
You: What?
Me: She let it go, let it go!
Why you never have to give a balloon to Elsa?
Because she will let it goooooooooooooooo let it goooo!
They call me Elsa cause I’m too icy! 🥶❄️
Why did Elsa let go of the balloon?
Car show: "Let It Go," get it?
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
She will let it go!! 😂🤣
Why should you never give Elsa a balloon?
'Cause she will let it go.
A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because it was a very large mammal; its throat was very small.
The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.
The little girl said, "When I get to Heaven, I will ask Jonah."
The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to Hell?"
The little girl replied, "Then you ask him."
What do you call an elf that sings? A Wrapper.
Me all the time :
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wait im so excited for halloween, my and my friends are going as disney princesses !!! and we are going with someone my bestie is in a situationship with and this guy im starting to get feelings for. we're all one big friendship group and it feels wrong to like him coz like we're currently beefing butttt im going off topic lol. im going as elsa lol i cant waitttt
hi guys lemme get this straight, my names annelise and i live next door to elsa, she told me abt explain bear and explain hamster and suggested i become explain dinosaur so i did! im 15 and yh :) pls dont confuse me with elsa lmao. ty divas
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