Elsa jokes

Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? Because she will let it go.

Today in 3rd grade English, the teacher asked the kids a question, "What turns on when you take your clothes off?"

Little Elsa blushed and screamed, "You can't ask that!"

The English teacher repeats the question and Elsa screams, "I'll tell my parents on you and get you fired!"

Finally, Little Tim raises his hand, "The shower, ma'am."

The English teacher clapped her hands, "Good job, Tim, and as for you Elsa, you do not have the body for that."

When Elsa said, "Let it go," you took it too seriously and let go of your hairline.

I am never letting Elsa take care of my dog again. Last time she just let it go.

Elsa got a boyfriend, and the boyfriend wanted to try anal.

She wasn't too keen, but she just lay back and shouted "INTO THE UNKNOWN!"

Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon?

Because she’ll let it goo!

Why did Elsa's dog run away?

Because she let it go!

1. What do you call cheese that's not yours? Nacho cheese.

2. Knock, knock. Who's there? Ash. Ash who? Achoo!

3. How does the ocean say hello? He waves.

4. Why can't Elsa have a balloon? Because she will let it go.

5. What do you call your enemy? You don't call it at all.

Yo mama's so poor that she only watches Frozen to hear Elsa sing "Let It Go."

Me: What did my sister do when she dressed up as Elsa and I gave her a balloon?

You: What?

Me: She let it go, let it go!

Why you never have to give a balloon to Elsa?

Because she will let it goooooooooooooooo let it goooo!

Why did Elsa let go of the balloon?

Car show: "Let It Go," get it?

They call me Elsa cause I’m too icy! 🥶❄️

Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?

She will let it go!! 😂🤣

Why should you never give Elsa a balloon?

'Cause she will let it go.