He’s so short no one can see you very close by.
Can Jokes
A weasel walks into a bar and the bartender says, “Wow, I’ve never seen a weasel before. What can I get you?”
“Pop,” goes the weasel.
Confusion life question!!!
* Can you cry underwater? * Do fishes ever get thirsty? * Why don't birds fall out the tree when they sleep? * Why is a building called that when it's already built? * When they say dog food is new and improved, who tastes it?
Hey babe, I’m looking to get 23 years in 23 seconds, can you help?
A magician is driving, but then he "turns" into a driveway.
If you get this joke, you have no personality at all. Send all the help you can get:).
How can you make a orphans hand bleed?
Real them to clap until there parent come home.
Can you see me?
When you're mad, you might as well just punch an orphan because what can they do, tell their parents?
What do you call a fish that can use a katana?
A salmon-rai.
Is your middle name Fancy Feast?
'Cause your face looks like a can of dog food.
El, can you grab me that bow?
Q: Why do men say "ladies first?"
A: So they can look at their a**.
Jesus walks into a hotel, hands the inn keeper three nails and says, "Can ya put me up for the night?"
What kind of fruit can fix your sink?
A plum-ber.
Why can you never surprise mountains?
They peak.
Orphan: Can I come over?
Girl: Yeah, but you have to bring your parents.
My guy: I have a Q-Tip.
Me: You can Q my tip.
My guy: Ayo!
Guy with no arms: Even if I don’t have arms, I can do everything you can do.
🎵if you’re happy and you know it clap your hands🎵
Anybody can use this :)
Slow and steady wins the race, but it won't fix your ugly face. 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
Why can you rub a dog's nose in their pee when they go on the carpet but when I do the same to an Alzheimer's patient I get fired from the nursing home?
