Can jokes

I feel weird to ask this, but can anyone guess my real name?

#Imbored

I can change a "t" into a "p," just drink it and wait a few hours.

"Soph, can we talk?"

Prince, can we please chat now? Pls, pls! Love you!

I just wanted to say whoever is a faker pretending to be me, that you are literally ruining my life right now. And I can literally not take this right now in life and that I just want peace so please, please stop.

Hey guys, starting tomorrow, I will put one letter of the "doin your mom" song every day. Can I finish the song?

Also, I might be in Fortnite, hehehehehe.

Hey, can I tell you a joke about pencils? Never mind, it's pointless.

As you can see here, Jessie is wearing a lot of concealer.

Jessie?

Hi, people. I really need a friend. Can someone please be my friend? Say in comments if you will.

Why can you not let an orphan touch an iPhone 7? Because it would break if they touched the home button.

What question can you never answer yes to?

Answer: Are you asleep yet?

What has to be broken before you can use it?

Answer: An egg.

What can you break, even if you never pick it up or touch it?

Answer: A promise.

I just bought a book about lamps...

So I can do some light reading over the weekend.

Katgod, can you get your girlfriend? She's messing with me, and I'm gonna hurt soon.

What's the Fastest 20000 Meter Dash a Human Can Run?

Hey Gwen, can we please chat? I am really bored! Love you! 😘😘😘😘😘

Hey Gwen come on let's chat! We can forget about that dumb bitch "prince" and focus on us!

Gwen, can we please chat? 😊

Hi guys, I am starting a Gwen funny club. If you wanna join, then just type so here. Hope you have fun!

Oh, and also can be a Gwen name club for Gwens only!