Can jokes
Stephen Hawking can pass any test, but there's one test he can't pass. It is the PACER test.
Nostalgia hits you like a train.
It's so hard, you can even wake up.
Hello everyone, I would just like to apologize for participating in the protest and everything else I said. I was wrong and have recently found a way to see all these jokes as funny. I hope that you all can forgive me. ALYA
Every bad joke can become a good joke with a good delivery, but abortion jokes, they have no delivery.
The man says, "Can you hump me?" So the other boy says, "Bro bro bro bro bro."
What kind of food does a lesbian love? Anything they can eat out.
Did you know penguins can fly if you throw them hard enough? Just like children!
You pecan do it!
I don't see why women are complaining about the glass ceiling. I mean, if they reach high enough, they can clean it...
What college can Stephen Hawking not go to? Spelman University.
What do you call it when Red Sox can't pull out?
Boston cream pie.
Boy: "Why can't you get a family?"
Me: "Why can't you get a rope?"
Boy: "What do you mean?"
Friend and me: "We can show you."
Me: "I will tie the rope."
Friend: "I will push the chair."
Dad: I'll pay you 10 bucks for every day you don't tell a lie.
Next day:
Dad: Son, what's the ugliest thing you've ever seen?
Son: That ugly face of yours, go get a life, gosh, Dad, you're embarrassing.
The dad sulked for 3 whole years.
Proof that words really can hurt.
The name is Doe, Dilbert Doe. You can call me Dil.
Why do you like cream instead of bugs?
Because bugs can kill you.
When you tell the men in the suits you can see that the demons of your sins are watching you...
But they know you're blind.
I can never get away from my dog, he follows me everywhere. I think you two would be really good friends.
I wish the grass in my backyard was emo.
So it can cut itself.
Why is death taken so lightly?
Because you can take it so quickly.
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