Can jokes

I will unplug your life support to kill my mum and then give her blood so she can bleed more.

I said to my girlfriend nothing can ever make you look ugly...

Because you already look ugly.

Orphan: "I get all the A pluses and y'all bad!"

And then I told him: "If you feel so special, try telling your parents. You can't, can you?"

I can't walk, I can't talk, but I can drive a wheelchair.

The potholes so big in Oklahoma Can make a whole garden.

I wish the grass in my backyard was emo.

So it can cut itself.

What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and his wheelchair?

At least his wheelchair can pull a woman.

Can you really wheel my real wheelchair?

Try saying that over and over fast. Bit of a tongue twister.

What does a pizza and a Mexican have in common?

One can feed a family.

You can slap, punch, knock out an orphan, what will they do? They don't have parents!

What is something that makes you wish you were dead, rips your skin off, is small, can wear you out in two seconds, betray you in any way possible, and can eat you alive?

Kid's.

Hey guys, starting tomorrow, I will put one letter of the "doin your mom" song every day. Can I finish the song?

Also, I might be in Fortnite, hehehehehe.

Hey, can I tell you a joke about pencils? Never mind, it's pointless.

As you can see here, Jessie is wearing a lot of concealer.

Jessie?

Can February march?

No, but April may.

I am sooooooo bored, Gwen, can you please get on, or anybody, since I'm weirdly obsessed with Gwen.

Can you be my daddy? 🍌😘😉

Hey Gwen, can we please chat? I am really bored! Love you! 😘😘😘😘😘

Hey Gwen come on let's chat! We can forget about that dumb bitch "prince" and focus on us!

Gwen, can we please chat? 😊