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Your hairline is so deep people can see what you're thinking.
You're so ugly that they faked a whole pandemic just so you can put on a mask to cover that ugly-ass face.
Took my receipt to the sperm bank so I can get this comeback.
Where can you find the most dads?
Milk Island.
You can tell if a woman is angry if she is holding a gun.
What can Miles Morales do that Spiderman can't?
Hug his parents.
Waitress: What can I get for you?
Me: I'll have a steak.
Waitress: How would you like it?
Me: Immediately!
Orphan: Can I come over?
Girl: Yeah, but you have to bring your parents.
Your mama is so stupid.
Your dad said, "You're driving me crazy," so your mom handed him the keys and said, "You can drive."
Boy, your forehead so big, I can make a launchpad on that shit!
"You can drink drinks, but you can't food foods."
-Sun Tzu, The Art Of Food
MU, I love your joke, but I cut myself a piece of cake, pie, steak, cheesecake, and anything else I can find.
He’s so short no one can see you very close by.
Why are 9/11 victims so good at reading?
Because they can go through 100 stories in 5 minutes.
A man is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door.
He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch.
He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can.
Three years later there's a knock at the door.
He opens it and sees the same snail.
The snail says, "What was that all about?"
The man says, "Can you hump me?" So the other boy says, "Bro bro bro bro bro."
Yo, edgeline go so far back that I can now mow a lawn perfectly.
Two cyclists stop on a bridge. One cyclist says to the other, "Can you see that forest over there?"
The other says, "No, the trees are in the way."
Why is death taken so lightly?
Because you can take it so quickly.
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