Can jokes
Mommy is a YouTuber, she can never spend time with me.
Why do crack heads like to do it doggy style?
So one can peep out window and one can peep on floor.
You can give a hockey team airplane a new source of heating, but it went too far on September 7th, 2011, when the Yaroslavl plane crash happened.
Person 1: Yassin has sex with a piece of sex.
Person 2: Nice, can I have some of your balls?
I do not have enough information to complete this request. Can you please provide the joke?
Memes
Nostalgia hits you like a train.
It's so hard, you can even wake up.
Why are 9/11 victims so good at reading?
Because they can go through 100 stories in 5 minutes.
Hello everyone, I would just like to apologize for participating in the protest and everything else I said. I was wrong and have recently found a way to see all these jokes as funny. I hope that you all can forgive me. ALYA
Every bad joke can become a good joke with a good delivery, but abortion jokes, they have no delivery.
Me: You have pretty eyes.
Her: Thank you.
Me: I can make them roll back 😈🥴
What kind of food does a lesbian love? Anything they can eat out.
Why is death taken so lightly?
Because you can take it so quickly.
I wish the grass in my backyard was emo.
So it can cut itself.
"5 dollars if a fat guy can find his penis."
Hi guys, I am starting a Gwen funny club. If you wanna join, then just type so here. Hope you have fun!
Oh, and also can be a Gwen name club for Gwens only!
Can February march?
No, but April may.
"Back To The Future"-Doc: You can time travel to anytime in HISTORY, Marty, but NEVER go to the year 2021.....
"Gwen, can we talk..."
Why can an orphan not do school work?
Because they have to take their work home to their parents.
Okay, is this the new thing, saying "Gwen" in your "joke," then people will comment and you can make more friends? If so, then I really need to be saying "Gwen" more in my "jokes or chats."