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Why do orphans never use other people's Wi-Fi?

So they can be connected.

People go to places to see Harry Potter live, but you can just go to the abortion place and see something disappear.

Why was nine scared of ten?

Because five was a registered twelve offender.

Wait, can I try the joke again?

It was 5:00 PM and I asked my sibling: "Can I have something to eat?"

He replied: "No, not until you tell me the alphabet."

So I said: "A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, U, V, W, X, Y, Z."

Then my sibling asked me: "Where's the T?"

I replied: "It's in the microwave, you just need to dish it up."

can someone please tell what happened?

Your mama is so skinny she can dodge raindrops.

"Gwen, can we talk..."

I will unplug your life support to kill my mum and then give her blood so she can bleed more.

Orphan: Can I come over?

Girl: Yeah, but you have to bring your parents.

They say people can have a sharp mind. Yours is like a dull knitting needle.

Confusion life question!!!

* Can you cry underwater? * Do fishes ever get thirsty? * Why don't birds fall out the tree when they sleep? * Why is a building called that when it's already built? * When they say dog food is new and improved, who tastes it?

I said to my girlfriend nothing can ever make you look ugly...

Because you already look ugly.

What do you call roller skates you can walk in?

"Wock n' roll."

What can you do if you have a rotten piece of candy?

The potholes so big in Oklahoma Can make a whole garden.

One Tuesday afternoon, Little Jonny decides he wants extra homework, so he went to his teacher and said, "Hello, can I have extra homework this week?"

The teacher replied with, "Sure, be at my house Friday afternoon to cut my lawn, polish the counters, scrub the baseboards, scrub and paint the walls!"

And Johnny replied with, "That's not what I meant, but at least I'll get paid!"

The teacher said, "How about $200 each job?"

Johnny replied with, "OK."

Friday afternoon at her house, after Johnny does all the jobs, he asked for his payment and the teacher laughed and said, "You do know that Tuesday was April Fools' Day, right?"

I do not have enough information to complete this request. Can you please provide the joke?

Every bad joke can become a good joke with a good delivery, but abortion jokes, they have no delivery.

Jesus walks into a hotel, hands the inn keeper three nails and says, "Can ya put me up for the night?"

What idiot said to Stephen Hawking, "You can't run before you can walk"?