Can jokes
Why are 9/11 victims so good at reading?
Because they can go through 100 stories in 5 minutes.
Me and rose bushes have something in common: mangled, can hurt, red, and people only like one part.
I will unplug your life support to kill my mum and then give her blood so she can bleed more.
The potholes so big in Oklahoma Can make a whole garden.
"5 dollars if a fat guy can find his penis."
Person 1: Yassin has sex with a piece of sex.
Person 2: Nice, can I have some of your balls?
Mommy is a YouTuber, she can never spend time with me.
You can give a hockey team airplane a new source of heating, but it went too far on September 7th, 2011, when the Yaroslavl plane crash happened.
Why do crack heads like to do it doggy style?
So one can peep out window and one can peep on floor.
Why did the orphan rob a bank?
For he can be wanted.
🇻🇪 Finally, I am a trillionaire. Now I can buy bread.
What can you say about that homeless man's life and current status?
Wasted.
What can you say about planes that you can say about stocks?
They both be flying??
I said to my girlfriend nothing can ever make you look ugly...
Because you already look ugly.
What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and his wheelchair?
At least his wheelchair can pull a woman.
Your hairline can fit a truck without touching either side.
The best part of working at an orphanage is you can give them family-size chips.
What did Vegeta say to Bulma?
What?
Can I show you my new move? It's called BIG BANG ATTACKKKK! :)
What is something that makes you wish you were dead, rips your skin off, is small, can wear you out in two seconds, betray you in any way possible, and can eat you alive?
Kid's.
What does a pizza and a Mexican have in common?
One can feed a family.