Can jokes
Confusion life question!!!
* Can you cry underwater? * Do fishes ever get thirsty? * Why don't birds fall out the tree when they sleep? * Why is a building called that when it's already built? * When they say dog food is new and improved, who tastes it?
Hey babe, I’m looking to get 23 years in 23 seconds, can you help?
A magician is driving, but then he "turns" into a driveway.
If you get this joke, you have no personality at all. Send all the help you can get:).
How can you make a orphans hand bleed?
Real them to clap until there parent come home.
Can you see me?
Memes
When you're mad, you might as well just punch an orphan because what can they do, tell their parents?
What do you call a fish that can use a katana?
A salmon-rai.
Is your middle name Fancy Feast?
'Cause your face looks like a can of dog food.
El, can you grab me that bow?
Q: Why do men say "ladies first?"
A: So they can look at their a**.
Jesus walks into a hotel, hands the inn keeper three nails and says, "Can ya put me up for the night?"
What kind of fruit can fix your sink?
A plum-ber.
Why can you never surprise mountains?
They peak.
Orphan: Can I come over?
Girl: Yeah, but you have to bring your parents.
My guy: I have a Q-Tip.
Me: You can Q my tip.
My guy: Ayo!
Guy with no arms: Even if I don’t have arms, I can do everything you can do.
🎵if you’re happy and you know it clap your hands🎵
Anybody can use this :)
Slow and steady wins the race, but it won't fix your ugly face. 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
Jesus walks into a motel, puts three nails on the counter, and says, "Can you put me up for the night?"
The best news about a pretty girl with special needs is that you can get her to do exactly what you want her to do.
I mean, she probably thinks receiving oral is like 100% blood sausage coming right at her.
Why do leftists strive for a literate population?
So people can understand their wall of text memes.