Why doesn't the Sun go to college? Because it has a million degrees.
What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for college? -- "Bison."
Why wasn't Michael Jackson admitted to college? He refused to declare a major; he only wanted to do minors.
Why can't college students take exams at the zoo?
Too many cheetahs!
I laugh when I realized that my suicide letter is way more longer than my sibling's college essay.
My undergrad was killer. It was murder in the first degree.
Why did the slave go to college? To get his master's degree.
Why didn't the sun go to college?
Because it already had a million degrees!
A middle schooler and his dad were at a drugstore. The boy picked up a pack of 3 condoms and asked his dad who they were for. The dad said, "They're for high schoolers: 1 for Friday, 1 for Saturday, and 1 for Sunday." The boy then picked up a 6 pack of condoms and asked his dad who they were for. The dad said, "They're for college students: 2 for Friday, 2 for Saturday, and 2 for Sunday." The kid then picked up a pack of 12 condoms and asked his dad who they were for. The dad said, "They're for married men: 1 for January, 1 for February..."
Why didn't the bear go to college? -- Because bears don't go to college.
There were 30 high school seniors taking finals, and once they finished, the teacher, Mrs Jones walked up and down the classroom to collect the tests, and asked "so, are you guys ready for college?" And Brian answered "no way. School is just a waste of time, every day taking *seven cruel hours of our lives*." Angela replied "never! Like Brian said, school is just a waste of time, and the next level is surely not worth paying $50,000 for. Besides, math class is *mental abuse to humans*!" And Jack said "school has been a waste of so much time I'll never get back, and after these *finals* I've realized...*fuck, I never actually learned shit*!"
Where did Michael Jackson go to college? Bring 'em Young.
What did the Alabama graduate say to the Tennessee graduate? "Welcome to McDonald's, may I take your order please?"
Why doesn’t the sun ☀️ go to college?
Because it has a million degrees.
Where did Jeffrey Epstein go to college? Bring them young
Why didn't the right angle go to college? Because he had 90 degrees.
Seeing so many balding College students is so sad.... Like why the fuck is your hairline graduating before you ?!?!
Teacher: what’s 2+2
Jimmy: 2+2=feEesh
Teacher: well jimmy I can see your going places not college but places
I told my dad that I wanted to go to a college with a 100% acceptance rate and a 50% Graduation rate and he said "Your mom doesn't count as a college"
What did the bull say when he went to college? Bison 😂😂😂😂
