Why doesn’t the Sun go to college? – Because it has a million degrees.

What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for college? – “Bison.”

Why can’t college students take exams at the zoo? – Too many cheetahs!

Why didn’t the sun go to college? Because it already had a million degrees!

Why didn’t the bear go to college? – Because bears don’t go to college.

What did the bull say when he went to college? Bison 😂😂😂😂

Teacher: what’s 2+2

Jimmy: 2+2=feEesh

Teacher: well jimmy I can see your going places not college but places