Why doesn’t the Sun go to college? – Because it has a million degrees.
What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for college? – “Bison.”
Why can’t college students take exams at the zoo? – Too many cheetahs!
A middle schooler and his dad were at a drugstore. The boy picked up a pack of 3 condoms and asked his dad who they were for. The dad said “they’re for high schoolers: 1 for Friday, 1 for Saturday and 1 for Sunday.” The boy then picked up a 6 pack of condoms and asked his dad who they were for. The dad said “they’re for college students: 2 for Friday, 2 for Saturday and 2 for Sunday.” The kid then picked up a pack of 12 condoms and asked his dad who they were for. The dad said “they’re for married men: 1 for January, 1 for February…”
Why didn’t the bear go to college? – Because bears don’t go to college.
Why didn’t the sun go to college? Because it already had a million degrees!
Why doesn’t the sun ☀️ go to college?
Because it has a million degrees.
Teacher: what’s 2+2
Jimmy: 2+2=feEesh
Teacher: well jimmy I can see your going places not college but places
Why didn’t the right angle go to college? Because he had 90 degrees.
What did the bull say when he went to college? Bison 😂😂😂😂
Where did Michael Jackson go to college? Bring 'em Young.
What did the bull tell his son before it went for college?
Bye-son.
Why did the glacier send the ice berg to college? Because, in order for ice to exist, it must retain a temperature of less than… ZERO DEGREES; at the atomic level.
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