If you humped a whale, it would humpback. -Gabriel Sanchez
What’s the difference between a pornstar covered in slime and the white stripes? One has icky thump and the other does icky hump.
I saw one of my cringe jokes from before I had an account and decided to remake it
Five little monkeys jumping on the bed.
One fell of and bumped his head
The momma called the doctor and the doctor said
Why the heck was my children jumping on a bed.
What is a prostitutes favorite form of traffic control?
Speed Humps
One man was very depressed cause he lost everything. He lost his job. He lost his home and he lost his wife. So he went lonely into the forest to grief. Suddenly with the head rise up he sees Santa Claus walking by. - Santa? he asks. 'Why are you early, it is not even christmas?' - ho, ho. Don't worry about me. Lets worry about you instead' says Santa. What is the problem my friend?' - I lost everything good in my life. I got fired from my job. My wife divorced me. I lost my house.' Santa: I can help you. You can wish three things you want in life and i'll give it to you-' Man: My first wish is i want my house back. Santa: Done! Man: My second wish is i want 1 million amount of cash in my bank account. Santa: Done! Man: My third wish is i also want my job back! Santa: Done, but before i actually give you those wishes, I haft to hump you. Man: Okey. Lets do it. So the Santa claus takes of his pants to hump the man. After they are done humping the santa ask the man: -How old are you? Man: I am 35 years old. Santa: And still believe in Santa Claus??!! HOHOHOHO!!!
What's the difference between a dog and a rapist? At least the rapist adds a bit of foreplay before he starts humping people.
How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its cock
What kind of clothing should you wear on “ hump day”? Camelflouge.
what do you call a three humped camal- pregnant.
How do you get a dog to stop humping your leg?
Pick it up and suck its dick
The little camel asks his mother: Mum why do we have these big humps? Because in these hump there is some water and in the hot desert we can drink. And mum. Why do we have this large fur? Because the dessert at night is so cold and then we don’t feel cold. And mum. Why do we got these big hoofs. Because the desert the sand is hot and the hoofs save us from the hot sand. But mum. What the fuck are we doing here in the national zoo?
What do u call a 3 humped camel Answer:a prostitute from new York 😂😂😭😭💀
The man says can you hump me so the other boy says bro bro bro bro bro
Hump a vow it makes a cow
what day can you have sex on?
answer: Wednesday why? because its a hump day
What camel has 3 humps?....a pregnant one -window cleaner laugh-
what do you call a three humped camel pregnet
Scissoring is nice when I grind my wee wee on my wife’s clit. Humping that little guy is like riding a wet butt plug.
If your boarded hump Danny and fuck him whatishe goons do fuck rock
How do you stop a dog from humping your leg. Pick him up and sick his dick
