Can jokes
Your forehead is so deep, not even curry can shoot from that deep.
"There is no way you can fit in there."
"Says who?"
"Your mom."
"When?"
"Last night."
"OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-"
Caution: Looking at your hairline can cause you to be delirious and have hallucinations.
can someone please tell what happened?
Why don’t autistic people like Autism Speaks?
They’re jealous that autism can speak.
(This is not meant to be triggering, sorry if it is).
experiment
Why are most politicians in the closet or gay?
Because all they can do is mandate.
Why can't men play baseball?
Because no one can take the word "balls" seriously anymore.
Orphans actually have an advantage. Nobody can call them motherless or test-tube babies in an argument.
I'm sorry, but I can only process text. Please provide the joke as text.
I heard a motivational quote saying faith can move mountains, but faith cannot move your receding hairline.
Your hairline is so deep people can see what you're thinking.
Your mama is so stupid.
Your dad said, "You're driving me crazy," so your mom handed him the keys and said, "You can drive."
MU, I love your joke, but I cut myself a piece of cake, pie, steak, cheesecake, and anything else I can find.
What's the difference between a human and a potato? There is none, you can eat both.
Where can you find the most dads?
Milk Island.
Two cyclists stop on a bridge. One cyclist says to the other, "Can you see that forest over there?"
The other says, "No, the trees are in the way."
A man is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door.
He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch.
He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can.
Three years later there's a knock at the door.
He opens it and sees the same snail.
The snail says, "What was that all about?"
Me: You have pretty eyes.
Her: Thank you.
Me: I can make them roll back 😈🥴
Yo, edgeline go so far back that I can now mow a lawn perfectly.
I can get my grandma 50% off from her groceries by just scanning my wrist.