Can jokes

Person 1: Yassin has sex with a piece of sex.

Person 2: Nice, can I have some of your balls?

How can you find out how old a cabbage is?

By looking at its cabbAGE.

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Please.

Please who?

Police, can you stop talking so we can get to the end of the joke.

Lol.

Hey guys, starting tomorrow, I will put one letter of the "doin your mom" song every day. Can I finish the song?

Also, I might be in Fortnite, hehehehehe.

Hey, can I tell you a joke about pencils? Never mind, it's pointless.

Kid: I want to be like Batman.

Genie: I can make arrangements. The kid comes home, both of his parents are dead.

Genie: I told you.

Kid: .............................................

You’re so short, you can swing your legs when you sit on a stool.

I can change a "t" into a "p," just drink it and wait a few hours.

I just got off the phone with Kristen Stewart yesterday. She said I was invited to her cookout this Friday. I said I'll come by and bring some drinks, like wine, beer, and liquor, so we can get our freak on all night and drink some cherry wine until daybreak ends.

Prince, can we please chat now? Pls, pls! Love you!

Hey Gwen come on let's chat! We can forget about that dumb bitch "prince" and focus on us!

Gwen, can we please chat? 😊

Hi guys, I am starting a Gwen funny club. If you wanna join, then just type so here. Hope you have fun!

Oh, and also can be a Gwen name club for Gwens only!

My father can take a joke because he made one.

Pigeons can be annoying at times, especially when their bones get stuck in-between your teeth.

What do you call roller skates you can walk in?

"Wock n' roll."

Daveon can barely fit on 5 pages.

When can an elephant use an umbrella and not get wet?

When it's not raining.

What's one thing you can say about your house, but not your girlfriend?

"I wish it were this color, why is it leaking there, I need help trimming the grass I mean bushes, I own it."

can someone please tell what happened?