Can jokes
Chuck Norris came up with the name for Walker, Texas Ranger in sheer brilliance. You can arrange each letter for the name of the show to display the true name being "Wrangler Karate Sex!"
What did Jupiter say to Uranus? Hey, I can see your Uranus from here!
Anybody can use this :)
Slow and steady wins the race, but it won't fix your ugly face. 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
Why are most politicians in the closet or gay?
Because all they can do is mandate.
A weasel walks into a bar and the bartender says, “Wow, I’ve never seen a weasel before. What can I get you?”
“Pop,” goes the weasel.
Confusion life question!!!
* Can you cry underwater? * Do fishes ever get thirsty? * Why don't birds fall out the tree when they sleep? * Why is a building called that when it's already built? * When they say dog food is new and improved, who tastes it?
When you tell the men in the suits you can see that the demons of your sins are watching you...
But they know you're blind.
You pecan do it!
I can never get away from my dog, he follows me everywhere. I think you two would be really good friends.
Person 1: Yassin has sex with a piece of sex.
Person 2: Nice, can I have some of your balls?
What's the difference between a human and a potato? There is none, you can eat both.
Did you know penguins can fly if you throw them hard enough? Just like children!
Why can't men play baseball?
Because no one can take the word "balls" seriously anymore.
Where can you donate an aborted fetus?
Your local pizzeria.
Your forehead is so leaned back you can see the dinosaurs.
I can get my grandma 50% off from her groceries by just scanning my wrist.
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Stephen Hawking can pass any test, but there's one test he can't pass. It is the PACER test.
Orphans actually have an advantage. Nobody can call them motherless or test-tube babies in an argument.
I heard a motivational quote saying faith can move mountains, but faith cannot move your receding hairline.