Can jokes
Your hairline can fit a truck without touching either side.
Why did the orphan rob a bank?
For he can be wanted.
The best part of working at an orphanage is you can give them family-size chips.
What did Vegeta say to Bulma?
What?
Can I show you my new move? It's called BIG BANG ATTACKKKK! :)
Me: Mrs., can I read my book?
Teacher: Sure.
Me: *watching my Chromebook*
What is something that makes you wish you were dead, rips your skin off, is small, can wear you out in two seconds, betray you in any way possible, and can eat you alive?
Kid's.
"5 dollars if a fat guy can find his penis."
I wish the grass in my backyard was emo.
So it can cut itself.
Me and rose bushes have something in common: mangled, can hurt, red, and people only like one part.
I will unplug your life support to kill my mum and then give her blood so she can bleed more.
The potholes so big in Oklahoma Can make a whole garden.
Why can an orphan not do school work?
Because they have to take their work home to their parents.
Okay, is this the new thing, saying "Gwen" in your "joke," then people will comment and you can make more friends? If so, then I really need to be saying "Gwen" more in my "jokes or chats."
Mommy is a YouTuber, she can never spend time with me.
Why do crack heads like to do it doggy style?
So one can peep out window and one can peep on floor.
You can give a hockey team airplane a new source of heating, but it went too far on September 7th, 2011, when the Yaroslavl plane crash happened.
What is the difference between a tall kid and an orphan? One is tall enough that their parents can see them.
Yo head so big I can skate on yo head.
I'm talking bout real real big, set a plate on yo head, charge a phone on yo head, build a home on yo head, studio wide, write a song on yo head.
"Back To The Future"-Doc: You can time travel to anytime in HISTORY, Marty, but NEVER go to the year 2021.....
"Gwen, can we talk..."