I wish the grass in my backyard was emo.
So it can cut itself.
Emo Grass
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Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, buttercup. This joke is funny because emos are known for being sad and cutting themselves. The joke is saying that the grass should be emo so it will cut itself. Get it? You probably don't since you don't have much going on upstairs.