I can never get away from my dog, he follows me everywhere. I think you two would be really good friends.
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Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. The joke is that the poster is saying the person they're talking to is like their dog because they also follow them everywhere. In other words, they are calling the person a clingy pest! Bet you didn't get that, did you, dummy?