Dad: I'll pay you 10 bucks for every day you don't tell a lie.
Next day:
Dad: Son, what's the ugliest thing you've ever seen?
Son: That ugly face of yours, go get a life, gosh, Dad, you're embarrassing.
The dad sulked for 3 whole years.
Proof that words really can hurt.
Listen up, buttercup. This joke is about a dad who tries to bribe his son into not lying, but then asks a question he ain't ready for. The kid roasts him so hard, the dad gets all sad for three years. It's funny 'cause the dad thought he could control the situation, but he just walked right into a verbal beatdown. Now, the joke author is dumb because they think it's so deep, saying "words really can hurt." Like, duh, genius. It's a joke, not a public service announcement.
