What's the difference between dark humor and morbid humor? Dark humor would be saying, "ten babies in one trashcan." Morbid humor would be saying, "one baby in ten trashcans."
whats the difference from morbid humor & dark humor
dark humor fits 10 people in 1 container
morbid humor fits 1 person on ten containers
what do you call milk that gets everything she wants?
spoiled milk
Despite my devilish attitude, I have the heart of a small boy. I keep it in a jar on my desk.
How do you fit a baby into a shoebox? A blender
How do you get them out? Tortilla chips
ho can drink 20 litres of fuel without dying jerrycan
What do you get when you put a baby in a box of razor blades, and throw it down the stairs?
An erection!
What do you call a white bucket a Pail
What's better than 5 baby's in one dumpster.
1 baby in 5 dumpster.
I've got a jar of dirt! I've got a jar of dirt, and guess what"s inside it!
whats worse than 10 babies is one dumpster.......... 1 baby in 10 dumpsters
I have a dead fish in my lunchbox.
Iron jug
gallons (DYM 113)
How do you fit 15 babies into a shoe box? A blender
How do you get them out of the shoe box? A straw
No matter how big the jar there is 1 thing that can never fit inside it what is it?
What do you get when you stuff some cows into a food container? A can 'o bull
She had two gallons of milk, and I was starin' at her jugs.
What did the cat say to the jar of cookies
ground beef
what did the water say to the cup? good day!
