What's the difference between dark humor and morbid humor? Dark humor would be saying, "ten babies in one trashcan." Morbid humor would be saying, "one baby in ten trashcans."
How do you get Carrie Underwood to dehydrate fast?
Tell her that all the water supplies contain the COVID vaccine.
What kind of chocolate does lesbian hate? Ones that contain nuts.
What starts with e, ends with e, and only contains one letter? -- An envelope.
whats the difference from morbid humor & dark humor
dark humor fits 10 people in 1 container
morbid humor fits 1 person on ten containers
what do you call milk that gets everything she wants?
spoiled milk
Despite my devilish attitude, I have the heart of a small boy. I keep it in a jar on my desk.
A man walks into a pharmacy and buys multiple containers of Tylenol and the clerk asks why he's buying all of these and he replies with "I'm playing 1 pill eat 100."
How do you fit a baby into a shoebox? A blender
How do you get them out? Tortilla chips
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ho can drink 20 litres of fuel without dying jerrycan
Little Johnny was in class and the teacher said ok class whats behind my back she said its round and red and sally said ooh ooh its an apple and the teacher noo but i like where your going with this so now teacher said it is also used to make multipule things and sally said ooh ooh its a container of paint and the teacher said again noo but i like where your going with this and the teacher said its a ball of yarn as she pulled it out from behind her back then little johnny said ok my turn he said whats in my pocket its round and it has a head and the teacher said thats enough johnny now sit down and little johnny pulled the thing out of his pocket and said its a nickle but i like where your going with this
What do you get when you put a baby in a box of razor blades, and throw it down the stairs?
An erection!
What is the difference between women and cars?
At least one of them contained their value after getting wrecked.
What do you call a white bucket a Pail
What's better than 5 baby's in one dumpster.
1 baby in 5 dumpster.
I've got a jar of dirt! I've got a jar of dirt, and guess what"s inside it!
whats worse than 10 babies is one dumpster.......... 1 baby in 10 dumpsters
I have a dead fish in my lunchbox.
Iron jug
