What starts with e, ends with e, and only contains one letter? – An envelope.

how can you light up a candle in a ship which does not contain any instrument and you are alone with just a packet of candles? ans:just throw one candle in sea the boat will become lighter

why do mountains contain things? because their moun tains

What do you get when you stuff some cows into a food container? A can 'o bull

What kind of containers does the Pope keep his vegetables in? Vat-I-Cans !!!

Hey, you wanna hear something funny

AN atom makes up everything. Half of this site contains this joke. Dont trust the internet kids.

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