Can a match box? No, but a tin can.
Tin Jokes
What did the Tin Man say when he got run over by a steamroller? -- "Curses! Foil again!"
Have you ever heard of the Russian politician who was so afraid of the dark that, instead of going to the bathroom at night, he would use a metal tin that he kept underneath his bed?
His name is Vladimir Pootin.
The Mexican landscaper came to cut our lawn. My mom was happy then asked him, "Can I have some of your burrito?" He said, "Yeah." I said, "Whatever."
A few minutes later, my mom told me to cut the lawn. I said, "Why do I have to do it? That's what he's there for." My mom said, "He's going to do the burrito for me." Then I said, "Okay." I finished cutting the lawn and went in the house. I see my mom giving the landscaper a blow job. I said to my mom, "What are you doing?" My mom said, "What does it look like? I'm having my burrito." The landscaper told me that I missed a spot while cutting the lawn.
Iran? More like tin can, cause we’re going to kick their teeth in, am I right?
Me: Ice woman diary: a witch's tin key.
Other: What? You said, "I swim in diarrhea, which is stinky?"
Hey, cobalt can't. But tin can ;)
"I put the tin foil in the microwave, ma!"
Wanna hear a joke? Tin.
What do you get when skeletons are dancing in a tin can?
Noise!
How do Chinese people name their children?
They drop a tin can down a flight of stairs and call them the sound that's made.
Roses are red, That's a tin can, You have no home, So get in the van!
What do you call two skeletons dancing in a tin can?
Noise!
Did you hear about the song Rihanna wrote about the tin can?
It was called "S & N."
