Can a match box? No, but a tin can.
What did the Tin Man say when he got run over by a steamroller? -- "Curses! Foil again!"
Have you ever heard of the Russian politician who was so afraid of the dark that, instead of going to the bathroom at night, he would use a metal tin that he kept underneath his bed?
His name is Vladimir Pootin.
The Mexican landscaper came to cut our lawn. My mom was happy then ask him can I have some your burrito he said yeah. I said whatever. A few minutes my mom told me to cut the lawn I said why do I have to do it that why he there for. My mom said he going to do the burrito for me then I said okay. I finish cutting the lawn I wen tin the house. I see my mom giving the landscaper a blow job. I said to my mom what are you doing my mom said what does it look like. I having my burrito. The landscaper told me that I miss a spot while cutting the lawn.
Iran ? more like tin can cause we’re going too kick their teeth in am I right ??
me: Ice women diary: a witch's tin key-other: what? you said"I swim in diarrhoea, which is stinky?
Hey, cobalt can't. But tin can ;)
"I put the tin foil in the microwave, ma!"
wanna hear a joke? tin
What do you get when skeletons are dancing in a tin can?
Noise
How do Chinese people name their children?
They drop a tin can down a flight of stairs and call them the sound that's made.
Roses are red Thats a tin can You have no home So get in the van
did you hear about the song Rihanna wrote about the tin can? It was called "S&n"
What do you call two skeletons dancing in a tin can?
Noise
