Tin jokes
Hey, cobalt can't. But tin can ;)
What did the Tin Man say when he got run over by a steamroller? -- "Curses! Foil again!"
Roses are red, That's a tin can, You have no home, So get in the van!
Can a match box? No, but a tin can.
Did you hear about the song Rihanna wrote about the tin can?
It was called "S & N."
Have you ever heard of the Russian politician who was so afraid of the dark that, instead of going to the bathroom at night, he would use a metal tin that he kept underneath his bed?
His name is Vladimir Pootin.
How do Chinese people name their children?
They drop a tin can down a flight of stairs and call them the sound that's made.
What do you call two skeletons dancing in a tin can?
Noise!
Me: Ice woman diary: a witch's tin key.
Other: What? You said, "I swim in diarrhea, which is stinky?"
Wanna hear a joke? Tin.
Iran? More like tin can, cause we’re going to kick their teeth in, am I right?
Ti girls yiman nyan kuni karhata Nina munh.
Tina, we neeeeeeed to talk, please!
-Alya
I love you, Tina!
bill tran
What do you get when skeletons are dancing in a tin can?
Noise!
"I put the tin foil in the microwave, ma!"
