Tin jokes
What do you call two skeletons dancing in a tin can?
Noise!
Did you hear about the song Rihanna wrote about the tin can?
It was called "S & N."
Roses are red, That's a tin can, You have no home, So get in the van!
Wanna hear a joke? Tin.
Hey, cobalt can't. But tin can ;)
What did the Tin Man say when he got run over by a steamroller? -- "Curses! Foil again!"
What do you get when skeletons are dancing in a tin can?
Noise!
Can a match box? No, but a tin can.
"I put the tin foil in the microwave, ma!"
How do Chinese people name their children?
They drop a tin can down a flight of stairs and call them the sound that's made.
The Mexican landscaper came to cut our lawn. My mom was happy then asked him, "Can I have some of your burrito?" He said, "Yeah." I said, "Whatever."
A few minutes later, my mom told me to cut the lawn. I said, "Why do I have to do it? That's what he's there for." My mom said, "He's going to do the burrito for me." Then I said, "Okay." I finished cutting the lawn and went in the house. I see my mom giving the landscaper a blow job. I said to my mom, "What are you doing?" My mom said, "What does it look like? I'm having my burrito." The landscaper told me that I missed a spot while cutting the lawn.
Have you ever heard of the Russian politician who was so afraid of the dark that, instead of going to the bathroom at night, he would use a metal tin that he kept underneath his bed?
His name is Vladimir Pootin.
Ti girls yiman nyan kuni karhata Nina munh.
Tina, we neeeeeeed to talk, please!
-Alya
I love you, Tina!
bill tran
Me: Ice woman diary: a witch's tin key.
Other: What? You said, "I swim in diarrhea, which is stinky?"
Iran? More like tin can, cause we’re going to kick their teeth in, am I right?
