Cereal jokes

How did Reese eat her cereal? - Witherspoon!

Cereal.

What do you get when a dog that is actually a Weeto is caught in an earthquake?

Just like a chocolate milkshake, only crunchy!

The Cheerio Joke

Let's say you're in high school, and your popularity level was based on what Cheerio you are. So there's Extra-Frosty Cheerios as the most popular kids, the frosted Cheerios were the popular kids, the Regular Cheerios as the typical normal kid, then there's the honey nut Cheerios as the nerds and geeks, and then there's your Cheerio which is the Chocolate Cheerios. Now you want to ask this girl who's an extra frosty, you go up to her and ask her to Homecoming, but she declines.

So after school gets out, you go home and rewind. The next day you wake up feeling like a honey nut Cheerio, so you go up to her again and ask her again, she still says no. So you go home and rewind again and wake up the next morning feeling like a Regular Cheerio. So you go to school and ask her again, she still declines. So you go home and rewind again. The next morning, you wake up feeling like a frosty Cheerio. So you go up to her and ask again, still says no. Then you go home and unwind. The next day you wake up feeling like an extra frosty Cheerio. Feeling doubtful, you go up to her one last time and ask her. She finally says yes.

The next day is Homecoming, and you and your date are on the dance floor, and she wants punch. So she tells you that she's going to go get punch. She goes and gets punch and is back in 30 seconds. You ask her why it was so fast. She replies with; "Oh there wasn't a punch line."

What's a depressed person's least favorite type of cereal?

LIFE.

Yo' mama is so fat, her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard.

Them: You want some Lucky Harms?

Me: What are Lucky Harms?

Them: They're Lucky Charms, but instead of being magically delicious, they're magically malicious.

What does Frosty the snowman eat for breakfast?

Frosted Flakes.

What goes Snap, Crackle, and Pop?

A neck.

I ate too many temmie flakes... I guess I got a TEMMIE ACHE!!!!

My dad still hasn’t come back with the milk. Now we are stuck eating dry cereal.

My dad went out for milk. It's been 15 years and I still have to eat my cereal dry.

One day, I was sitting on my couch watching YouTube when I heard a knock on the door. I opened the door, and to my surprise, it was my dad. I haven't seen him in 16 years, so I let him in. I noticed he had a gallon of milk in his hand, and he went to the kitchen and put the milk in the fridge.

Then he walked towards me and said, "Oh no! I forgot the cereal!" Then he walked out the door and drove away. I never saw him again.

What do cows eat for breakfast? -- Moosli.

Why does an orphan use water for his cereal?

He is waiting for his dad with the milk.

Dude,

if you stab a cereal box, will that make you a cereal killer?

Can you make me a bowl of cereal? Oh wait, your dad never came back with the milk.

What do cats eat for breakfast?

"Mice Krispies!"

Don't you just hate when you have to eat cereal with water because your dad won't bring the fucking milk? Cause same.

Why did the astronauts take a box of cereal and a cow with them? In case they bypassed the Milky Way!