What's a depressed person's least favorite type of cereal???
LIFE
How did Reese eat her cereal? - Witherspoon!
Them: You want some Lucky Harms?
Me: What are Lucky Harms?
Them: They're Lucky charms, but instead of being magically delicious, they're magically malicious.
What does Frosty the snowman eat for breakfast?
Frosted Flakes.
What goes Snap Crackle and Pop? A neck
My dad still hasn’t come back with the milk. Now we are stuck eating dry cereal.
i ate to many temmie flakes... i guess i got a TEMMIE ACHE!!!!
My dad went out for milk. It's been 15 years and I still have to eat my cereal dry.
What do cows eat for breakfast? -- Moosli.
why does a orphan use water for his cereal? He is waiting for his dad with the milk
Can you make me a bowl of cereal, oh wait you dad never came back with the milk
dont you just hate when you have to eat cereal with water cause your dad wont bring the fucking milk? cuase same
Why did the astronauts take a box of cereal and a cow with them? In case they bypassed the milky way!
What do cats eat for breakfast???????????
mice krispies
What's the difference between the milkman and my dad? Nothing they are both 1 thing except he never returns with milk.
(I've been eating cereal with water COMBINATION)
I just stepped on a corn flake. Im officially a cearel killer.
Cereal.
I asked my friend what their serial number was....he said Cheerios
What’s a orphans favorite cereal.
Because it’s the only magical sting in his life
i stepped on a cornflake, they acused me of a serial killer?
