Cereal jokes
Cereal.
What's a depressed person's least favorite type of cereal?
LIFE.
Corn flake.
Why can’t orphans eat cereal?
It says, "Family size."
How did Reese eat her cereal? - Witherspoon!
You're so skinny, you can hula-hoop with Fruit Loops!
Why do orphans eat cereal with water? Because their dad never came back with the milk.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal?
Because the dad never came back with the milk.
What do orphans use to make breakfast? My ass! 🤣🤣
What's the difference between the milkman and my dad?
Nothing, they are both one thing except he never returns with milk.
(I've been eating cereal with water COMBINATION!)
What do you get when a dog that is actually a Weeto is caught in an earthquake? Just like a chocolate milkshake, only crunchy!
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Because their daddy still hasn't come home with the milk.
The Cheerio Joke
Let's say you're in high school, and your popularity level was based on what Cheerio you are. So there's Extra-Frosty Cheerios as the most popular kids, the frosted Cheerios were the popular kids, the Regular Cheerios as the typical normal kid, then there's the honey nut Cheerios as the nerds and geeks, and then there's your Cheerio which is the Chocolate Cheerios. Now you want to ask this girl who's an extra frosty, you go up to her and ask her to Homecoming, but she declines.
So after school gets out, you go home and rewind. The next day you wake up feeling like a honey nut Cheerio, so you go up to her again and ask her again, she still says no. So you go home and rewind again and wake up the next morning feeling like a Regular Cheerio. So you go to school and ask her again, she still declines. So you go home and rewind again. The next morning, you wake up feeling like a frosty Cheerio. So you go up to her and ask again, still says no. Then you go home and unwind. The next day you wake up feeling like an extra frosty Cheerio. Feeling doubtful, you go up to her one last time and ask her. She finally says yes.
The next day is Homecoming, and you and your date are on the dance floor, and she wants punch. So she tells you that she's going to go get punch. She goes and gets punch and is back in 30 seconds. You ask her why it was so fast. She replies with; "Oh there wasn't a punch line."
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Their dad did not come back with the milk.
What does Jonathan Davis eat for breakfast? Korn Flakes.
Don't you just hate when you have to eat cereal with water because your dad won't bring the fucking milk? Cause same.
Why did the astronauts take a box of cereal and a cow with them? In case they bypassed the Milky Way!
Your mom said my cum tastes like Captain Crunch, bitch.
Yo momma's titty milk taste like Captain Crunch.
Why wasn’t the orphan able to finish his cereal?
His parents never brought back the milk.