Cereal Jokes

Them: You want some Lucky Harms?

Me: What are Lucky Harms?

Them: They're Lucky charms, but instead of being magically delicious, they're magically malicious.

dont you just hate when you have to eat cereal with water cause your dad wont bring the fucking milk? cuase same

Why did the astronauts take a box of cereal and a cow with them? In case they bypassed the milky way!

What's the difference between the milkman and my dad? Nothing they are both 1 thing except he never returns with milk.

(I've been eating cereal with water COMBINATION)