I asked my friend what their serial number was…he said Cheerios
I wanted some breakfast, so I grabbed some Life cereal. I poured it, but lemons came out. So I said “Well, when life gives you lemons!”
What do you get when a dog that is actually a Weeto is caught in an earthquake?
Just like a chocolate milkshake, only crunchy!
There was a cheerio that had a job, he worked hard at it and the boss came up and promoted him to the vice president of the cheerios. So he needed a speech, he kept practicing and practicing and know he was thirsty. it was almost time for his speech. so he went to the drinking fountain but there was a huge line. So he went to the lake but he saw tons of garbage, and what he thought was a cereal killer. so he found this bowl of punch, but he relised… there was no punch-line
I was eating my cereal while watching the news, then I saw my cereal on the news saying he was a SERIAL killer