In the morning, I become a cereal killer.
How did Reese eat her cereal? - Witherspoon!
I asked my friend what their serial number was…he said Cheerios
I just stepped on a corn flake. Im officially a cearel killer.
Yo’ Mama is so fat, her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard.
The Cheerio Joke
Let’s say you’re in high school, and your popularity level was badlsed on what Cheerio you are. So there’s Extra-Frosty cheerios as the most popular kids, the frosted cheerios were the popular kids, the Regular Cheerios as the typical normal kid, then there’s the honey nut Cheerios as the nerds and geeks, and then there’s your cheerio which is the Chocolate cheerios. Now you want to ask this girl who’s an extra frosty, you go up to her and ask her to Homecoming, but she declines. So after school gets out, you go home and rewind. The next day you wake up feeling like a honey nut cheerio, so you go up to her again and ask her again, she still says no. So you go home and rewind again and wake up the next morning feeling like a Regular cheerio. So you go to school and ask her again, she still declines. So you go home and rewind again. The next morning, you wake up feeling like a frosty cheerio. So you go up to her and ask again, still says no. Then you go home and unwind. The next day you wake up feeling like an extra frosty cheerio. Feeling doubtful, you go up to her one last time and ask her. She finally says yes. The next day is Homecoming, and you and your date are on the dance floor, and she wants punch. So she tells you that she’s going to go get punch. She goes and gets punch and is back in 30 seconds. You ask her why it was so fast. She replies with; “Oh there want a punch line.”
What’s the difference between cereal and a baby?
I personally think cereal is not nutritious
What do you call a sociopath who damages a box of Wheaties? A cereal criminal!
What do you get when a dog that is actually a Weeto is caught in an earthquake?
Just like a chocolate milkshake, only crunchy!
There was a cheerio that had a job, he worked hard at it and the boss came up and promoted him to the vice president of the cheerios. So he needed a speech, he kept practicing and practicing and know he was thirsty. it was almost time for his speech. so he went to the drinking fountain but there was a huge line. So he went to the lake but he saw tons of garbage, and what he thought was a cereal killer. so he found this bowl of punch, but he relised… there was no punch-line
I like trees when they are firmly stuck in a hole, ps.your hole
What does cows eat for breakfast?? Steer cereal
I wanted some breakfast, so I grabbed some Life cereal. I poured it, but lemons came out. So I said “Well, when life gives you lemons!”
I was eating my cereal while watching the news, then I saw my cereal on the news saying he was a SERIAL killer
i hate cereal lol what i say when I eat cereal EWWW