Why wasn’t the orphan able to finish his cereal?
His parents never brought back the milk.
Me: I want to be a stand up comedian Friend: You have to be able to stand up
If I went to walmart, I would be able to scan my own wrists because they're barcodes too.
*My mom trying to get me to do dishes*
Mom: I gave you life and you should be able to wash dishes.
Me: Why did you?
Mom: I was very drunk...
Explains a lot...
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A friend of mine used to be morbidly obese, but after lots of exercise and hard work... We were able to lift his coffin.
according to all known laws of aviation, a bee should not be able to fly, it wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. but of course, bees fly anyway because bees don't care about what humans think is impossible, Yellow, Black. Yellow, Black