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Can jokes

Field Trip

    • My field trip at school earlier:

    Little Timmy (angrily): "I WANT MY IPAD!"

    Ms. Melina: "We can have it at school if you turn your day around."

    Little Timmy: "BUT I WANT IT RIGHT F**KING NOW!"

    Ms. Melina: "But we're heading back to school."

    Little Timmy: "B**TCH, I HATE SCHOOL! I’M GOING HOME!"

    Little Timmy *starts banging the bus window*

    Little Timmy: "THAT’S IT, I F**KING HATE SCHOOL! I’M GOING TO CANADA!"

    Ms. Melina: "TIMMY, STOP IT! THE SCHOOL IS GONNA MAKE YOU PAY FOR THAT WINDOW IF YOU BREAK IT!"

    Me: "Let’s just tell his family to move to Shadow Bay anyways because Red Oaks would be so f**king good for him."

    *Window breaks*

    Ms. Melina: "STOP THAT RIGHT F**KING NOW!"

    Little Timmy: "BUT JEFFY AND JUNIOR ARE PICKING ME UP AND TAKING ME TO F**KING CANADA RIGHT NOW! LEAVE ME THE F**K ALONE!"

    Ms. Melina: "THAT’S IT TIMMY, YOU'RE SO F**KING BUSTED! I’M CALLING MS. ALEJANDRA RIGHT NOW!"

    The end.

    Type

    • There are many types, good and bad, all at a reasonable price (€3.90 per week), and you can buy crushed stone for €5. It can be fresher and tastier than ever.

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    • Traffic

    • There was a lot of traffic and Bob stopped.

    Babu is not a child. Helmets, helmets, flares, and light gloves — which should be his undoing today — are part of the Grünsen man's music.

    Risk: like Kuchi in Erdjeskos Age: after coax-caramel herring sauce.

    Bob Oberstein stands on the fabric of the Tapich expedition, measuring the short axis in centimeters for the short Everest. It's not funny, but the rubber star is moved 90 degrees to the right, but it happens. Tiny Fossel bans button furong. Bob Warler. Dan Grip.

    "Oh," said Bob.

    Weapons are dangerous and brutal.

    Long world!

    Here's Bob Gusko's Purselbaum starting to do it. Shaun Aram needs to take those big steps forward.

    Sing a song!

    The main series of Night Remnants is Bright Rainbows and Underworld by Stuart Haystack.

    Cars — Cars — Everything!

    The centrifugal forces losses are high. Bob's legs no longer adhere to Dam Dirk's Hilton. You can fill your stomach with three types of pilaf. At that time, the team that worked forever released the LEGO-Tele of Trep Hinab. Bob spins quickly and is yellow-blue.

    Hmm!

    The final stage: Bob's Torso Destroy action film manner over the laminate of the floor try only. Go to his leg and stop at Hastor.

    People.

    Donkey Bob tricks Commodus with his snow harp. Good science. But if the house of God says: If you are in the Bescherung District, around the house, you cannot do that.

    "The war against slaves..." Bob's comment was emotional.

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    • Tea

    • It was 5:00 PM and I asked my sibling: "Can I have something to eat?"

    He replied: "No, not until you tell me the alphabet."

    So I said: "A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, U, V, W, X, Y, Z."

    Then my sibling asked me: "Where's the T?"

    I replied: "It's in the microwave, you just need to dish it up."

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    • Israel

    • How Bibi celebrates Valentine's Day:

    “I want to nutinyahu.”

    “I’d blow up a school for you.”

    “Can I be your ‘chosen person?’ 👉👈”

    “I wanna bibi inside yo pp.”

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    • Gynecologist

    • What does a pizza man and a gynecologist have in common?

    They can both scrape the cheese out of the box for a nice snack.

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    • Offensive

    • Why can black people post offensive jokes about making fun of white people, but white people can't post offensive jokes about making fun of black people? Because white people have white privilege. What happened to freedom of speech?

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    • Bathroom

    • Miss Drake, can I go to the bathroom? I need to piss.

    "Billy, we don't say piss. We say urinate. Do you understand?"

    "Yes, Miss Drake."

    "Very well. Now use the word urinate in a sentence."

    "Miss Drake, urinate, but if you had any tits you'd be a ten."

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