Can jokes
What's the best part about getting a lap dance from an Asian woman?
Her eyes are so narrow that she can't see if you don't pay her.
What's the difference between a lightbulb and a pregnant woman?
You can unscrew a lightbulb.
What does a pizza man and a gynecologist have in common?
They can both scrape the cheese out of the box for a nice snack.
Why can black people post offensive jokes about making fun of white people, but white people can't post offensive jokes about making fun of black people? Because white people have white privilege. What happened to freedom of speech?
Got my girlfriend a "get better soon" card. She's not sick, I just think she can do better.
Can I get a building license?
It's the end of the world!
Why did the child throw the butter out of the window?
So she could see a butterfly.
What idiot said to Stephen Hawking, "You can't run before you can walk"?
What did Stephen Hawking's mum say to him when he asked for £10?
"You can take a run and jump!"
Why are batteries quicker than Stephen Hawking?
Because they can run out.
What kind of fruit can fix your toilet?
A plum-mer.
Why was nine scared of ten?
Because five was a registered twelve offender.
Wait, can I try the joke again?
My superpower is that I can create life.
Miss Drake, can I go to the bathroom? I need to piss.
"Billy, we don't say piss. We say urinate. Do you understand?"
"Yes, Miss Drake."
"Very well. Now use the word urinate in a sentence."
"Miss Drake, urinate, but if you had any tits you'd be a ten."
Being gay is the most masculine thing that is possible because only men can be gay.
He: "Do you know you have a space in your uterus?"
She: "How can I resolve this?"
He: "Get a Cancer!"
How can you tell a woman's pussy is good?
You smell her fingers.
What's the difference between an office worker and a vegetable?
They both sit in "wheelchairs," but only one can get out of it.
Why do leftists call their child Ariel?
So they can decide whether it wants to be a man, woman, mermaid, or washing powder.
The legs are soft and delicious.
How much can you earn in Selkan Toko Na Sinsel? Njpopularnijssa bronia jost. My grandma was already eto nasaba of the other sachan without me. Then you will be satisfied.