Pacer Test jokes

Why can't people in wheelchairs pass high school?

The pacer test.

That moment when the disabled kid has to take the Pacer test.

Stephen Hawking can pass any test, but there's one test he can't pass. It is the PACER test.

The FitnessGramTM Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20-meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.

Level 1 Feel it One Two Three Four Five Six Seven; end of level one.

I can measure the speed of an object, because I want to km/s.

I have a fear of speed bumps. But I am slowly getting over it.

Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.

The average human male walks for five miles, but the gas station is ten miles away. So why does it take fifteen years for my dad to buy cigarettes?

Chuck Norris and Time had a race.

Result: Time is still running...