Pacer Test jokes

Why can't people in wheelchairs pass high school?

The pacer test.

That moment when the disabled kid has to take the Pacer test.

Stephen Hawking can pass any test, but there's one test he can't pass. It is the PACER test.

The FitnessGramTM Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20-meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.

Level 1 Feel it One Two Three Four Five Six Seven; end of level one.

Sonic can run around the world in a second.

In that same time, Chuck Norris can run around the Universe.

After 40 years, Kobe finally learned to pass.

Surely people would consider putting pedals on wheelchairs so that their arms don't get tired.

Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?

"You have to be more patient!" "Will it take a long time?"