Delivery jokes
What does a pizza delivery man and a gynecologist have in common?
They can both smell it, but they can’t eat it.
What is a pedophile's favorite part about Halloween? -- Free delivery.
Any joke can be funny with the right delivery. Except abortion jokes, because there is no delivery.
What did the World Trade Center order from Domino's Pizza?
They ordered two large planes.
On September 11, Gemini ordered three pepperoni pizzas.
One came alone, one was late, and the third went the wrong way.
A delivery service called “Ross Deliveries” was known to be the best in town. They never got anything wrong. One day, Rachelle got a delivery, but when it arrived, it was all broken! How is this possible?
I never said which delivery service she used. Lol.
Lol, the Twin Towers ordered a drop in from Pizza Hut, but instead they got a hot and ready from Jet's.
Doctor: Congratulations!!!
Woman: Was it a successful delivery?
Doctor: No, it’s DiGiorno!
Ayo, the pizza here-
OH N*GGA!!
I told a joke about miscarriage to a group of women, but none of them laughed.
I guess it was a bad delivery.
Why does the president take so long to deliver each sentence?
He’s just Biden his time.
Someone ordered pizza on a tower... A plane came.
A man bought steroids from Amazon.com... He was expecting a big package to come!
Every good joke has its delivery, except abortion jokes, because they have none.
Did you hear about the delivery boy that worked for that Italian Restaurant down the street?
Yeah, he Pasta-Way.
Welcome to Joe's pizza, you make 'em, we bake 'em.
What do you call a baby that came out of their mother's womb? A virgin.
My mom told me to make my dad smile, and she will give me $100, so I said, "The Cowboys are gonna win the Super Bowl." He smiled, but my mom didn't give it to me.
Anyways, I forgot about my package coming, and the mailman came, and I said, "I like your hat; teal looks nice on you," and he smiled, and my mom gave me $100.
What's the difference between pizza deliveries and the Twin Towers?
Pizza deliveries get their orders right.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Milk man.
Milkman who?
Milk poooooooooooooooop peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep man!