Any joke can be funny with the right delivery. Except Abortion jokes, because there is no delivery.
What is a pedophiles favorite part about Halloween? -- Free delivery.
On 9/11 the Twin Towers ordered 3 pepperoni pizzas, one came in plain, the other came in late, the third went to the wrong address.
Little Johnny asks, "Mommy, where do babies come from?" His mother replies, "The stork brings them." Little Johnny, puzzled, asks, "Then who fucks the stork?"
Smaller babies may be delivered by a stork, But bigger ones need a crane.
What does a pizza delivery man and a ginacologist have in common? They can both smell it but they can’t eat it
What’s a cannibals favourite takeaway shop
The orphanage
I'm funny but sad I submit jokes you'll love. Look for my name in jokes you've read. Anyway.
What did the man with no hands get for his birthday? Gloves. Just kidding he didn't have the chance to open the gifts.
what is the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies?
U can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitch fork.
Did you hear about the monkeys that share a amazon account?They where prime mates
Hey, wanna hear an abortion joke? Never mind, I can't deliver it.
the doctor says to the woman there was good and bad news. the woman says she wants the bad news first the doctor says the bad news is the baby had red hair. then he said the good news is it is dead.
What's the difference between a pizza delivery guy and a cop?
Pizza guys get punished for not doing their jobs properly.
What's the difference between my dad and the milk man? The milk man comes back with the goddamn milk.
Nurse: Don't worry i'm great with babies. Parents: You are? Nurse: Yea, i always abort them. Parent:... Parent: Your hired
You're so short, when you were born, the doctor couldn't tell if you were a boy, a girl, or a Jimmy Dean pork sausage.
My pregnate wife said we were gonna name the kid digorno. She wouldn't tell me why until she got an abortion and told me its not delivery its digiorno.
Whats a pedafiles favorite holiday Holloween free delivery
A woman goes into labor with her child. The doctor says that they have invented a new device to transfer the pain of child birth to the father. He asks if it is ok to use the new device. The couple agrees and so he turns the pain to the father to 10%. The man feels nothing. They then bump it up to 20%. He still feels nothing. They keep doing this until they have the machine up to 100%. The man still felt nothing so they go home happy, until they find the milkman dead on the porch.
A women just went through laber,she ask the doctor"was it a healthy delivery"the doctor replies"it wasn't delivery,it's digiorno"
